Secular scientists have taken lot of things that we once knew were caused by demons or witches, gave them different names, and referred to them as "mental disorders". Like that time that guy was chock full of demons, and Jesus cast them out of him and into a herd of pigs which subsequently stampeded themselves off a cliff -- today we'd just call that guy an epileptic, put him anticonvulsants, and send him on his merry way. Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in? Anticonvulsants might be great for controlling his seizures, but they won't do jack for getting rid of all those demons.
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Very true! There is no need or use for any doctors or "physicians" among real Christians. Jesus heals, and Jesus is all we need. Not Obamacare, not Medicare, not any insurance company "care". If were to do the right thing and to get rid of all these atrocities, our taxes would've probably halved!
And on top of that, satanists (all non-Christians and false Christians) would see how Christians are protected (Ps. 91:9-10) against all these "diseases" and they are not.
In the name of the Lord,
Since when are seizures considered a mental problem? A neurological problem, yes. But not a mental health problem.
But yeah, funny how we don't need to blame demons anymore. Almost makes you think they don't exist.
"Honour the physician for the need thou hast of him: for the most High hath created him. For all healing is from God, and he shall receive gifts of the king. The skill of the physician shall lift up his head, and in the sight of great men he shall be praised. The most High hath created medicines out of the earth, and a wise man will not abhor them." --Sirach 38:1-4
On the subject of demons, Catholics are the only ones who still perform exorcisms, and even then there are seriously strict protocols to rule out mental illnesses beforehand, to avoid accidentally denying someone medical attention when they need it. (This doesn't render it foolproof: there *have* been cases of what I'd call misdiagnosis.)
A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
@Jerry : If Jesus heals, why are christians not noticably healthier than non-christians?
@#1872036 : Do you actually know Norwegian, or are you just trolling? I'm just asking since the Norwegian Ö doesn't work that way.
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Yeah, that sounds exactly like the world I want to live in, as I am an epileptic.
I'd say the pigs deserve to be demon-free, too.
I get the impression that these idiots don't want to accept that some people come into the world with dysfunctional brains because that would mean that their deity makes mistakes. It's the same with LGBT people.
Uh, the Demiurge is phony and Divine & Creation are one. There are no literal Deities floating around out there. The Atheists are correct in a way. That's why amputees don't start sprouting new limbs (unless they're crustaceans). Deity is limited by the laws of the material plane of existence. Astral & Spiritual is another story but the Lower-Astral is still subject to the Mental that is attached to the physical brain.
So lemme see, you'd rather have the demon-infested people run off a cliff, izzat right? Trust me, Billy-Reuben, there is more than one kind of mental disorder. Stupidity, perhaps?
Grey Rook:
Christians, to the exclusion of false Christians, are noticeably healthier than heathens. I, for once, haven't been to a dentist in decades, and I have perfect dentition and no health issues otherwise. Praise Jesus!
What's more, we are sober and live a clean and wholesome lifestyle, being blessed by the Lord every day. And all that without any "physicians", or any other satanic voodoo.
In the name of the Lord,
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There is no need or use for any doctors or "physicians" among real Christians.
Hi Jerry,
Pat Robertson recently struggled to explain to a caller on his show why he needed surgeries in the past if the healing power of Jesus Christ is all humans need to be healthy, a position he advocates just as you do.
I guess he's not what you'd call a "real Christian." Someday I'll show you exactly what that really means.
Love,
@Black Knight Jerry
Thanks for admitting that you don't have much faith in your 'Faith' then, as no amount of 'prayer' would cure you of Ebola.
...but you'd probably think it was just a flesh wound.
@Everyone
As we've learned, Jer is 'armless . And after all that Communion wine, he's legless too. What's the worst he can do? Bleed on us?!
Just keep throwing those verbal Holy Hand Grenades at Jerry, though! Ni! X3
@#1872193
Extra Llamas supplied by Jeff Minter. Alpaca lunch for them.
Normally, if a person went around making dubious medical claims on the internet, I'd ask them for a citation, but this just speaks for itself. Real Christians never get sick? Besides, Jerry probably thinks a citation is a Satanic ritual.
@ #1872206
Hi, God. that fucker, huh! Another Jerry, in fact.
It's like these people live in the world's shittiest, most obnoxious LARP.
Even worse, they're foaming-at-the-mouth eager and desperate to force the rest of us to play in it with them at gunpoint 24-7-365.
"Secular scientists have taken lot of things that we once knew were caused by demons or witches, gave them different names, and referred to them as "mental disorders"."
Um yeah, because of something called science- where you actually base your conclusions on observation rather than jumping to conclusions based on your idea of spiritual warfare.
"today we'd just call that guy an epileptic, put him anticonvulsants, and send him on his merry way. Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?"
Um... yes. It allows them to live a normal life as best as they possibly can instead of locking them away to be forgotten about and probably abused.
"Anticonvulsants might be great for controlling his seizures, but they won't do jack for getting rid of all those demons."
And what if you can't get rid of the demons? Then what? Burning at the stake? Hanging? Pressing someone to death?
"There is no need or use for any doctors or "physicians" among real Christians. Jesus heals, and Jesus is all we need. Not Obamacare, not Medicare, not any insurance company "care"."
If there's a 'Lord', then how come people die?
Atheists - 1. Jerky - 0. (*Tips Trilby *)
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