any one who studys the bible can explaine water on mars. where do you think the water camed from to flood noha;for the flood? Look for it and you will find God had it in place for this. Remember God knowes the beging to the end.
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OK, so God can poof a whole universe out of nothing, but he can't create more than so much water so he needs to store what he has for safe-keeping on deserted planets until it comes in handy?
How dumb is it possible to get?! This is almost as dumb as saying that water on other planets must have been blown there because there was a huge storm at the end of the Great Flood. I mean, serious, how is it possible to shut your brain down this thoroughly?
If God really "knowes the beging to the end," that means he knew even before he started this creation project that he'd be so displeased by his own work that after allowing sufficient time for thousands or millions of living beings to come into existence he'd drown them all except for one old drunk and his family and some animals. Like a toddler setting up blocks just to knock them down.
I am not impressed by your petty, stupid, immature deity.
You can't even explain how the earth is round from studying the bible.
Also, what would be considered "to the end" when you're an omni-all entity?
I was on RR recently and a guy claimed the whole 'Phoenix discovers water on Mars' stuff is just scientists setting the scene so that when the crapture happens they can blame it all on Martian abductions.
Unfortunately the mods here seem to have thought the quote was unworthy of posting ;-)
any one who studys the bible can explaine water on mars
Mars isn't mentioned in the Bible: the people who wrote the Bible had no concept of Mars or any other planet. The Biblical view of the world was a sort of snow-dome with a solid sky (firmament) sitting over a flat (either square or circular) earth. Hell was below it, there were waters above the firmament. The earth was on pillars, it didn't move, or alternatively it hung in space. The sun moved over it and could stand still, the stars were tiny specks on the firmament that could fall to earth. The moon emitted it's own light, unlike the Sun, which didn't exist until after it's light had been created.
Bronze Age folk stories are trumped by science every time.
"where do you think the water camed from to flood noha"
The flood was for Noah? Damn, God must have been pissed off coz Noah and his family where the only fuckers to survive!
@Princess Rot:
You win. XD
"where do you think the water camed from to flood noha;for the flood?"
The author of Genesis's ass (which was also capable of speech).
Now...if you seriously suggesting that God flooded the Earth with Mars water, citation please...
Riddle me this, retard: how can your 'flood waters' broach millions of miles, and not freeze, From Mars to land on Earth?
Please, don't breed!
"camed from"
Speak English dman it!
According to the bible, Mars is a light in a big dome over the earth. It changes position so that people can keep track of the seasons and look for signs.
Never challenge an ex-fundie atheist at bible knowledge. We've studied it a hell of a lot more than any of you idiots. Also, we can spell.
Can one who studys the bible explaine water on
mars .
No.
where do you think the water camed from to flood noha;for the flood?
Your God is fucking omnipotent, eejit. He doesn't need storage space.
Look for it and you will find God had it in place for this. Remember God knowes the beging to the end.
Umm... no. Fuck you.
Ah yes, the "water came from mars to flood the earth then went back to mars." verse of Deuteronomy.
Ladies and gentlemen: a head-desk.
I haven't heard that one before, so I give him a point for originality.
Don't laugh, I rarely hear anything new from fundamentalists.
Nice try, but you still fail physics forever. If all that water came from Mars (via whatever means you want to handwave that gets it all out of the gravity well of Mars in one piece) the heat from it entering the Earth's atmosphere would cause more than a mere rainstorm.
Alternatively, you can look up the word "allegory" in a dictionary.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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