You can save the world 10x and you still won't get into heaven unless you accept Jesus as your savior. Don't be fooled, hell is filled with good people.
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It does say in the Bible that whoever believes in Jesus will be saved. But it's such a shame that many Christians I've met/seen ignore my existance or are complete assholes.
Even though they're labeled as the violent suicide-bombing type, I have yet seen one Muslim that's ignorant or rude.
"Don't be fooled, hell is filled with good people."
And heaven is filled with people like Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer. Isn't that whole "accept Jesus, go to heaven" bullshit a bitch? Look who you'll be spending eternity with.
"Don't be fooled, hell is filled with good people."
I guess it'd have to be, Heaven certainly isn't!
So heaven's a place for selfish, arrogant, sadistic, sons of bitches?
Killing sprees for Jeebus! w00t
Oh wait, religion does not determine objective morality...aaawwwwwww :(
Then your God is a dick, and I'd rather be in Hell then in Heaven with a lot of self-righteous dickwads.
good thing Heaven and Hell don't exist and neither does your god. Which means that YOU and yours are the only real dicks here.
If that is true, then God is an asshole and does not deserve to be revered, honoured, or worshipped.
But since he doesn't exist, it's all moot anyways. So there.
Bringer-of-light has obviously never read Matthew 25:31-46, i.e. the image of the sheep and the goats. The passage explains at length how it is the good people who win Jesus' favor. In reading the passage, it is clear that the good people do not even need to recognize Jesus. It is feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, tending the sick and visiting the imprisoned that impresses him.
But then, I suspect Bringer is a "cafeteria Christian" who only recognizes the passages that appeal to his/her bigotry.
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