Demon worshiper and muscleman Barack "Saddam" Hussein OBama has sent his liberal/neo-conservative windbags on a massivesl disinformation campaign against Ron Paul and yours truly. The Paper Tiger is roaring but his wall-street/Federal Reserve islamo-banking baby-killing petro-federalist paws of inequity. We must slash in the incomprehensible nothingness of their untruth! They fail to even grasp the Consciousness of Ron Paul Nation.
Freedom, Free Trade, Anarcho-Capitalism.
Peace.
Join me brothers, lets defend the RE-love-olution from the welfare-bleeding heart liberals and their corporate patrons.
Zaccheas....
Here are the traitors to america:
http://community.livejournal.com/obama_2008/320178.html
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Insane? Yes. Fundie? Not terribly. Ron Paul, you could make the argument, easily, if you look at his stuff. This guy? No. He's just a far flung libertarian playing on peoples fears of Islam.
But also, anyone see a problem with the "Free Trade, Anarcho-Capitalism" as compared to "their corporate patrons?" Why would a full capitalist care about that?
"Demon worshiper and muscleman Barack "Saddam" Hussein OBama"
Wow, you should really learn the meaning of the word Slander or Libel.. or spelling or grammar too.
Ron-Tards, having the hard on for da Paul!
Why do redneck conservative Bible-thumpers always love name-calling?
[This is called sarcasm. A lot of people don't understand this. You see, it's funny because I'm being hypocritical, but I don't actually mean it!]
edit: Okay, I'd some how missed the "demon worshiper" part. Sorry, yeah, that's fundie, in addition to being moronic and insane.
"Demon worshiper and muscleman Barack "Saddam" Hussein OBama [...]"
Oh, I see what you did there. You put "Saddam" in there. Wow. Clever. I guess that's what passes as wit where you're from.
"has sent his liberal/neo-conservative windbags on a massivesl disinformation campaign against Ron Paul and yours truly."
The words "liberal" and "conservative" (even with "neo" appended to the front of it) are antonyms. You make yourself look like a fucking lunatic when you attempt to conflate opposing words like that.
"The Paper Tiger is roaring but his wall-street/Federal Reserve islamo-banking baby-killing petro-federalist paws of inequity."
Oh look, you don't have a point so you string together epithets to try to mask the fact that you're talking out of your ass. That's about as clever as your "Saddam" bit above.
"We must slash in the incomprehensible nothingness of their untruth! They fail to even grasp the Consciousness of Ron Paul Nation."
Uh, yeah. Ok. Sure.
"Join me brothers, lets defend the RE-love-olution from the welfare-bleeding heart liberals and their corporate patrons."
Are you taking drugs? Perhaps you should be.
"liberal/neo-conservative"
Excuse me, what?! Obviously one of us hasn't been paying adequate attention.
How exactly does one grasp a consciousness and when did someone give Ron Paul a nation?
We must slash in the incomprehensible nothingness of their untruth!
Ironically the only thing I was able to make out from your overpowering insanity and inanity. So I approve. I oppose incomprehensible nothingness, such as what you just posted, and untruth, which you probably posted as well, but I can't really be sure given the entire incomprehensible nothingness of it all.
Ron Paul is a racist dick who thinks the US pulling out of the United Nations is a good idea.
And anarcho-capitalism is not only a stupid fucking name, but a stupid fucking idea.
See...America already had "anarcho-capitalism"...back in the 1800s and early 1900s...where big buisiness had the power to do whatever the fuck they pleased. How'd that work out?
Your name seems to be a play on 'Bhagavad Gita'. {Not spelt right, probably, but oh well.} Do you even know WHAT that book is?It's the Baha'i holy book.
It's just as important as the Bible, you know. It makes a hell of a lot more sense, too.
"Muscleman"?
Dude, that is fucked.
He's a skinny shit, look at him! Or maybe your some fat man with one testicle who wants to compensate for 'injustice' done to you?
You deserve it. Not many people do, but you do.
Ron Paul is still around?
You know the only reason to even care about Ron paul was that he was the only Republican willing to admit that Iraq was a huge Fubar and should never have been fought.
That's what the beauty of low expectations. A Republican gets points for stating the obvious. And so when we got John McSame pretty much wanting to do Shrub's third term, most dont' even blink an eye. Of course he's an ignorant war monger that will make a bad situation even worse. It's expected.
he missed out "crypto", "revisionist, "running-dog", "counter-reLOVEutionary(sic)".
He also hasn't mentioned homosexuals. Surely the homosexual agenda (TM) should be memntioned, as it's the main cause of the failure of the "American way"?
OBama? He's Irish too, is he?
"We must slash in the incomprehensible nothingness of their untruth!"
'Slash' is slang for 'urinate' in Britain. So this means:
"We must piss in the incomprehensible nothingness of their untruth."
In your case, I'm willing to do this.
There was a kid in my math class who's middle name was Hussein. It's not a rare name. Probably going to be now, kinda like the name Adolf after the 40's, because of all the shit that's attached to it now.
Anyway, that's all I'm bothering to say, as the rest of the post is too chock full of crazy.
I really wish we didn't put political rantings on FSTDT, because people tend to take it as an excuse to attack anyone in the government they don't like.
That said, the fuck is this guy saying?
Almost every single word makes sense, but only when looked at individually.
Strung together in this order...not so much
You're just a bit over the edge, aren't you? What the hell are you going to do in a few months, four years or eight years when Obama is no longer part of the political landscape in America?
Instead of being so full of venom and stupidity, you should be thankful that he exists because he has given so many assholes someone to focus their insane energies on.
See, Ron Paul is, believe it or not, perhaps the one Republican I wouldn't be utterly horrified to see in power in the United States. And people like this guy are souring my opinion of him.
No no no! His name is Barack "Saddam" Hussein OBama bin Laden. Get it right. Moron.
And obviously he has control of the neo-conservatives. And I got a chuckle out of the "bleeding heart liberals and their corporate patrons".
What does that even MEAN?!?
Oh, and the whole RE-love-olution (really, it's rEVOLution, only with the L and E backwards so it spells "LOVE") is stupid. And a total ripoff of the Beatles "rEVOLution" ultra lounge here in Vegas (which makes more sense, given the Beatles were all about love and revolutions - unlike Paul).
...Muscleman? ...What? Barak Obama is pretty skinny.
Oh, and the Bhagavadgita (spelling?) is not the Baha'i holy book. It's an ancient Hindu text.
@SurfinSeaOtter
Actually it's going to be two groups.
Paultards and Rapture Ready people who think Obama is the anti-christ.
PS: I really think Ron Paul supporters are the mostly likely people to start pulling assassinations if "THE ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED AGAINST HIM!!!"
one day people will learn that more than one person can have the same name...if someone called john smith or something does something horrible, can we expect the same from every single one? according to this guy, probably.
Anarcho-Capitalism
New rule:
Nobody who supports a system requiring as extensive and repressive a state as the gloves-off Objectivist-style capitalists gets to use the "anarcho-" prefix when describing themself.
The same goes for anyone who, apparently, can't tell anarchism from neo-feudalism.
I will forever, forever, forever regret donating 5 dollars to the Ron Paul 2012 campaign. Just being in the same crowd as people like this nut scares me. Hopefully he's like me and turned into some left-wing radical.
Yeah right, you can't cure crazy.
The Paper Tiger is roaring but his wall-street/Federal Reserve islamo-banking baby-killing petro-federalist paws of inequity.
They what? Can someone translate that monstrosity of a sentence, please?
"We must slash in the incomprehensible nothingness of their untruth! "
No... No, it resembles English but it must be in some unknown code.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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