Let me clear some things up
Fossiles prove one thing and that is something died, they cant say it is million years old. why? becuz they werent there so there is no proof. also if the big bang thery were to be true everything would be in one direction. the planets all spin a different way. evolution is just a "therory" not proven facts they just think it happend. in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth? also girls have one more rib then us also stated in genesis where it says god took the rib from man and brought women to life. also the whole global warming thing is not true, many people say it is, but it says in the end times [ which we are living in right now, which i belive] that there would be many storms,fires, dieses, and famin amoung the world.
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Fossiles prove one thing and that is something died, they cant say it is million years old. why? becuz they werent there so there is no proof.
And by the same logic, you can't say the bible is true because you weren't there.
also if the big bang thery were to be true everything would be in one direction. the planets all spin a different way.
evolution is just a "therory" not proven facts they just think it happend.
Because of the overwhelming evidence that suggests it happens, dumbass.
in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?
Even were this true it doesn't prove we were from dirt. And you're badmouthing evolution.
also girls have one more rib then us also stated in genesis where it says god took the rib from man and brought women to life.
No. They don't. Look at any male and female skeleton. Same number of ribs.
also the whole global warming thing is not true, many people say it is, but it says in the end times [ which we are living in right now, which i belive] that there would be many storms,fires, dieses, and famin amoung the world."
The earth has been getting warmer, that's a fact. Where's your evidence of it being the end times? Oh, only your belief? Lovely. The crime is stupid, the penalty is a nerf beating. Please proceed to the rear for the excution of the sentence.
Hey, I just realized that brainless4you and terhosshithat (posted above) both mispell "genises" the same way. I wonder if they're the same person or if it's simply a case of dull minds thinking alike. Oh well, one thing we can be sure of is that neither is a genius.
"the planets all spin a different way ."
No, they don't. Most of the planets in our solar system rotate in the same direction. The only two that don't are Venus and Uranus. Venus rotates counter (reverse) of the majority of planets and Uranus rotates on its side, basically rolling through its orbit. Virtually all astronomers agree that the reason for this is due to extremely violent impacts with massive objects early in the formation of the solar system that caused:
1> Venus to actually turn upside down from its original rotation.
2> Uranus to roll over on its side.
I think it quite appropriate that your post led to the planet Uranus. There are two ways to pronounce the name of that planet. One is pronounced like "your Anus", such as where you pulled the entirety of your post. The other way to pronounce it is "YOUR an us" which almost sounds like "Your an ass", which is what you sound like spouting nonsense like this.
SCIENCE POLICE... PLEASE PULL OVER TO THE CURB SIR...
... 'scuse me, you have any idea of how many science violations you just packed in back there?
"Siense? wats that, lol"
Yes, well as I keep reminding everyone, ignorance is no excuse. Now, you started with a Gross Ignorance of Paleontology violation, coupled with a Logical Fallacy felony, went right on to a blatant count of Cosmology Negligence, and committed two separate acts of Willful Ignorance of Human Anatomy & Physiology. You also threw in one Intentional Misunderstanding of Theory, a big no-no in these parts. You compounded all of this with several Spelling Violations and numerous Lack of Capitalization violations, fortunately those are mere misdemeanors, but you've made it worse on yourself by compacting all of this into a single paragraph without stopping, even though you were clearly signaled to STFU. I'm sorry, son, but this is more than a ticketable offense... you're gonna need to do some time.
The Lying-for-Jesus rib comment was challenged on the thread by archaeopteryx (Reply #20 Posted on: October 31, 2006, 06:28:46 PM )
I did not notice that fearless4you did the honest and honourable thing and admit to his sin. He's going to hell now!
More wit and wisdom from this moron:
every single thing in the world has to be made from 2 cells [sperm & egg] NOT from a one cell orginism
OK, for the last damn time!
Male human beings do not have one more rib than female human beings! This is a myth! If you can't get even basic human physiology right, why the hell should I listen to you about anything else?
becuz they werent there so there is no proof
Where were you when Jesus walked the earth? Where were you when your proof that Jesus walked the earth was written? Where were you when the guy who met the guy who was at that time writing the proof met the writer of the proof?
In other words, there is no evidence for christianity according to your logic.
also girls have one more rib then us also stated in genesis where it says god took the rib from man and brought women to life
So if i lose a thumb in an accident and have kids after that, will my kids have just one thumb?
PRATT count:
1 becuz they werent there so there is no proof.
2 if the big bang thery were to be true everything would be in one direction.
3 evolution is just a "therory" not proven facts they just think it happend.
4 girls have one more rib then us
BONUS: not exactly a PRATT, but wtf-inducing all the same
notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?
BONUS BONUS: Quick contradiction:
also the whole global warming thing is not true, [but the bible says] there would be many storms,fires, dieses, and famin amoung the world
What is this PRATT to which people keep alluding? I checked Wikipedia, but all it said was that "Pratt" was a common surname, and it gave a list of people with that name on which it had entries. I was fairly sure that wasn't going to help me explain this.
~David D.G.
it says in the end times [ which we are living in right now, which i belive] that there would be many storms,fires, dieses, and famin amoung the world.
Nutcases like this individual have been making silly claims like this for the last two thousand years. Humans have always been plagued by storms, fires, disease, and famine; these things are not signs of the apocalypse.
Didn't Satan argue to God that he couldn't know if God had created him; his not being around to witness his own creation? For all he knows, they were both created at the same time, or maybe he even created God!
You're in good company with the whole "we weren't there to witness our creation" argument.
becuz they werent there so there is no proof.
Forensic science for the win.
also if the big bang thery were to be true everything would be in one direction. the planets all spin a different way
You've never seen any sort of explosion, have you?
evolution is just a "therory" not proven facts they just think it happend.
Learn what a scientific theory is before you open your mouth. It doesn't guarantee that you won't be tickling your tonsils with your toes, but it makes it a bit less likely.
in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?
Except that ... they don't.
also girls have one more rib then us also stated in genesis where it says god took the rib from man and brought women to life.
This is something that you could check yourself (in which case you would find that it's bullshit), and you still believe it because someone said so even though you could very easily disprove it if you even tried. Absolutely pathetic.
If anyone's having a moment of uber-clarity and would like to experience true masochism, fearless4you has gone totally cockflapped in that thread with some of the most incomprehensive, nonsensical fundiescience babble I've ever read in my life. It's far too much to submit as one quote, but I refuse to be the one sane person who's tortured herself reading that. Reply #41 on page 3. For the love of stupidty, please read it and absorb some of my misery.
Dear Moron who failed science:
It takes a long time for fossils to form. Just because you weren't there, does it mean no rocks actually formed? Even if your God created the Earth, you weren't there yet, so we can say it didn't happen that way.
The big bang doesn't mean stuff spins in one direction. Space is 3-D, and it has no definite direction, so when particles hit more stuff in space, causing planets, it spins in different directions, depending on where it is. It's called angular momentum.
I've never seen most skin tones match those of the Earth's dirt. I've also seen gray clay in the ground, and most normal people aren't gray. Ever think it's a coincidence?
Evolution hasn't been disproved, not gonna argue this again.
Women have the same number of ribs. Look at x-rays.
Global warming is not causing Biblical end times.
Go back to grade school, please, because apparently you failed every science they teach you.
@Archaeopath
It's far too much to submit as one quote, but I refuse to be the one sane person who's tortured herself reading that. Reply #41 on page 3. For the love of stupidty, please read it and absorb some of my misery.
I find it awesome how he firmly denies copypasting, yet the articles are well(...) written and spell checked... whereas this fundtard can't even spell Genesis right...
Lying for himself, not even for Jeebus. Sheesh.
"why? becuz they werent there so there is no proof."
I wasn't awake at dawn today, but I'm pretty sure we can demonstrate that the sun came up on schedule.
"also if the big bang thery were to be true everything would be in one direction. the planets all spin a different way."
Did you know that pellets of shot from a shotgun discharge spin in flight? :b
"evolution is just a "therory" not proven facts they just think it happend."
Sure. Like gravity.
"in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?"
My albino friend here would like a word with you. Oh, and the NAACP called.
"also girls have one more rib then us also stated in genesis where it says god took the rib from man and brought women to life."
I read a story once explaining that the hot thing in the sky was a dude in a burning chariot. There is, in fact, a hot thing in the sky. So Apollo is real? Or do you figure maybe there's more than one explanation, and the first thing you hear that fits the facts after exhaustive no research might just not be the answer?
I propose the solution to the world. No one may use any peice of technology without a basic knowledge of how the technology works, not just how to use it. The Intarweb would quickly be free of these people, cause they'd either go to a science class or never come back on.
Confused?
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