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Day after day, more and more people are experiencing the brunt of the heat, as God systematically breaks them down unto transformation, even by the hand of their brother (Genesis 9: 5). The Idolatrous Woman, the American Idol, known to her fans as Lady Liberty (Hosea 2: 5) has been pampered for years while she has lived as a queen: living in the pleasures of her vain life; and she is a stench in the nostrils of her maker, by divine design: for while yet in the world of vanity, you reak of death (flesh).

She has been given homes, with comfortable couches and beds. She no longer washes clothes by hand: she uses electricity and man's inventive ingenuity. She has a machine to do all her preordained labor: instead of walking, she motors along. Instead of preparing meals, she has fast food. She has a credit card for everything. She has her cell phone that she may satisfy her lust for vain communication.

She has been plugged in to ignorance and her mouth has been wired shut (and she can't breath out a prayer): she is electrical: unplug her, and her light (life) goes out. She burns more rubber than Goodyear; and her favorite drink is gas. She outwardly professes good works, seeking the children, the grandchildren, and so forth; but inwardly she is full of wickedness (selfness). She is pleasure mad, in love with her name, her image, her seed, and her abundant possessions, which bring her glory.

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