[Revelation
17:15
And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.]
Ok - how is that not New York...?
And what about the ships and the sea captains and the center of world trade ...?
Look at the imagery, not what you think you know about history. All those prophetic visions are just that -- they are visuals, like dreams. And like dreams that come true, you can only tell that when they do come true. T
he total destruction of Babylon is the last thing that happens before the final act. But the total destruction is announced by a different angel than the one that announced that " Babylon has fallen, has fallen. In one hour ..."
The second angel drops what appears to be a "huge millstone into the sea." And that is how Great Babylon will be wiped off the face of the earth. Did you ever see what an ancient millstone looks like? It is mushroom shaped...
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It seems bible scholars tend to think that "Babylon" is a reference to 1st century Rome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whore_of_Babylon
Yeah, I've seen millstones, they look like stone wheels. Wait, they are stone wheels!
Go back, do some research
Oh btw, Saying 9/11 was God's judgment is proof that fundies are psychopathic.
Why do I get this feeling that you were thrilled straight down to your toenails over 9/11?
Get what he says later in the thread.
"The United States is the fulfillment of the promises to Abraham of a great company of nations blessed super abundantly in every way, these promises passed down through Joseph's son Ephraim and his descendants who were the chief tribe of the Lost Kingdom of Israel. They were allowed to leave the Assyrian Empire in the 6th Cent. BCE after the northern portions were conquered by the same Medes and Persians who let captive Judah return from Babylon to the land of Canaan and rebuild their temple and their culture a few decades later. Captive Israel went north and west into Europe, just as Isaiah and others foretold, and some of their descendants crossed the Atlantic and founded this Nation. And this Country has become a harlot as it relates to faith in God and she has made the kings of the earth drunk with "the wine of her fornication."
SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE
1. Tampons start to bleed
IN THE BOX!
2. Reanimated corpse of Mr. Hooper descends on Sesame Street to exact murderous vengeance on Snuffleupagus
3. Viacom reincorporates as a non-profit
4. North Dakota ravaged by civil war with South Dakota
5. Los Angeles swept away by 1000-foot Cheez Wiz tsunami
6. Gallup Poll reveals Americans totally apathetic about sex
7. JFK Jr. and Princess Di rise from the dead to sire a new race of entitled do-nothings
8. Jerry Falwell comes out of the closet
9. Canada develops its own culture
10. Swarms of flying goats terrorize playgrounds
11. Tall glasses of cool, wholesome milk spontaneously transform into frothing cups of demon vomit
12. Whiteheads become chic
13. Chimpanzees begin to accessorize
14. Switzerland falls into the sea
15. The Anti-Christ appears accompanied by the Uncle-Christ
16. Flipping someone the bird can KILL THEM
17. New fast food craze: McLocust Burgers
18. Cease fire declared in war between cats and dogs
19. P. Diddy is appointed UN Secretary General
20. Statues of the Virgin Mary sprout thick black goatees
21. World's unset VCR clocks all stop blinking
22. Millions of circumcised penises grow new foreskins
23. The Almighty appears on talk shows, promoting his new project "Let There be DARKNESS"
24. Laura Bush gives birth to conjoined hyena pups
25. The introduction of non-alcoholic Jägermeister
26. Disney remakes I Spit on Your Grave
27. Republicans grasp the mathematical fundamentals of addition and subtraction
28. McDonalds and Starbucks merge
29. A giant Porky Pig appears as a fireball in the sky and stutters, "Th-th-that's All, Folks!"
30. Nudist nuns riot in the streets
31. Oprah's Book Club recommends Naked Lunch
32. Churches liquidate all their investments for charity
33. Hustler launches an Arabic edition
34. Earth's sun goes nova, incinerating all nine satellite planets in a nanosecond
35. All around the globe, ketchup flows freely from glass bottles
36. Jesus and Mohammed take on Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard in a cult-founder-takes-all tag-team wrestling match
37. Human embryonic stem cells included in Parker Bros. chemistry sets
38. The Pope spontaneously combusts
39. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon
40. Howard Stern shuts the fuck up
41. Stubborn underwear skidmarks miraculously disappear
42. Ho's slap pimps, worms eat fish, and queers bash frat boys
43. It rains McGriddles
44. High school math teachers embrace oral hygiene
45. World's "Down Syndrome" children reveal selves as tightly organized network of intergalactic spies
46. Giant green pincers burst through Pat Robertson's liver-spotted chest from the inside out during routine taping of The 700 Club. An enormous praying mantis emerges covered in rib fragments and macerated lung effluvia, announcing to the world in a booming voice: "YOUR PUNY PRAYERS ECHO THROUGH SPACE AND THE STARS LAUGH. EARTH IS DOOMED!"
47. The Hell's Angels trade in their Harleys for Vespas
48. Expanding hot air from the blogosphere displaces both the troposphere and stratosphere
49. All energy drinks turn into rancid cat urine (but nobody notices)
50. All that ridiculous shit in the Bible actually happens
"Did you ever see what an ancient millstone looks like? It is mushroom shaped..."
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NO, its a wheel with a hole in the center. You Fail.
Ok - how is that not New York...?
Ok - how is that not Rome...?
Ok - how is that not London...?
Ok - how is that not LA...?
Ok - how is that not Mecca...?
Ok - how is that not Beijing...?
Ok - how is that not Rio...?
Ok - how is that not New Orleans...?
... etc., ad infinitum ...
The place in question could also mention:
Singapore
Hong Kong
London
Los Angeles
All these are major trading hubs, have multicultural societies and large harbors.
"The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues."
So what we're describing is a cosmopolitan port city.
Yeah there's not alot of them
Confused?
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