EVOLUTION IS FACK I HATE LISTENING IN SCIENCE CLASS ITS SO STUPIED CREATION IS REAL AND SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS DEFFENTLY MY SCHOOL CAUSE THERE IS ALOT OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GOD AND GET SAVED/BAPTIZED AND I DONT CARE IF ITS "POLITICLY INCORRECT" ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!
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Science: (n) The investigation of natural phenomena through observation, theoretical explanation, and experimentation, or the knowledge produced by such investigation. Science makes use of the scientific method, which includes the careful observation of natural phenomena, the formulation of a hypothesis, the conducting of one or more experiments to test the hypothesis, and the drawing of a conclusion that confirms or modifies the hypothesis.
- The American Heritage® Science Dictionary.
Evolution: Created as a hypothesis, natural phenomena observed supporting the hypothesis, and formulated into a theory.
Creationism: Goddidit. Not science.
No dear. In a science class, where they have to teach probable theories, a tale told in a book written by nomads that contains gross mistakes is not a choice. It´s not freedom of speech, it´s simply that they can´t consider that "science", the same as the fact they can´t teach how to make a sandwich in a maths´s class. And just remember that your right to freedom of speech finishes where the others´ right to have the same freedom begins and that caps don´t make you look more intelligent.
EVOLUTION IS FACK
No, the word is spelled "f-a-c-t", and there should be an "a" in front of that.
I HATE LISTENING IN SCIENCE CLASS ITS SO STUPIED
So you're flunking your science class, and you'd rather whine about it, and hide behind your favorite fantasy, rather than study. We've got it.
ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!
Actually, that's called proselytizing. And yes, while ranting about your god is protected by your right to freedom of speech, you don't have the right to interfere with someone else's education, or to disrupt class with it. And if you're in a public school, I'm pretty sure that's covered under a pesky little thing called Seperation of Church and State.
@MK
Yeah, it really won't matter that you're going to flunk high school and be spending your life saying "Welcome to Wal-Mart" because you're saved, right?
Please, this is what nets you a solid C in English classes these days.
So, a statement of blind rejection of evolution plus willful ignorance of the facts, containing misspellings and bad grammar, typed in all caps, and finally including excessive exclamation points at the end?
...Wow. This is fundyism at its finest.
Perhaps you might consider taking some remedial English grammar and spelling. Oh, yes, LOSE THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK!
As to "freedom of speech" you can say any asinine statement you want, just don't expect it to be believed.
Sweetie, with your spelling, grammar, and reasoning skills, I'd practice saying "Do you want fries with that?".
Consider it job training.
Hates english class, hates spellchecks, certainly hates turning capslock off, really needs to learn how to make use of punctuation...
The scary part being she'd probably get a doctorate off some of those creationist schools for being like this.
Emily: Future creation "scientist"
At first, I though "fack" meant "fact", as in "It's right hot in here, n' thass a fack". But that didn't make sense in context, so I guess it must be "fake".
I was going to comment here, but so many of you have said it better than I could.
It should be criminal that I'm almost glad this person is so stupid because the reponses here are so funny.
Also, being this stupid should be criminal. Keep trying to learn good, Emily, and hopefully you won't spend the rest of your life working at Wal-Mart for minimum wage!
JustinM: In non-AP English classes at my school, yes, this would not be seen as overly bad...unfortunately.
I actually ran across someone like this in Biology. He spent the time yelling about how evolution was Satan's work, even when we weren't talking about it.
He got kicked out one day when he tried to read from the Bible to the class instead of making a speech. >_O
So you're failing science class, and by the looks of it, failing English, too. Instead of asking for cretinism to be taught, you should buckle down with your studies. Remember, beauty fades but stupid is forever.
That home schooling is really showing through for you, Emily.
You have a sounds life ahead of you as a beaten pastor's wife with no rights other than producing kids.
You go girl!
1. Turn the caps lock off.
2. Evolution is backed up by scientific fact, the bible is not.
3. If you want to learn about god, go to church.
4. If we taught about your god then we would have to teach everyone else's gods. Would you like that?
You ought to have listened in English class. Your spelling and grammar is deplorable. And why are you SCREAMING? Screaming doesn't make right, you only sound even more stupid.
What you learn in school has nothing to do with freedom of speach. It's called curriculum, everyone needs to learn a bit of everything, in order to be a productive memeber of society, to be able to have pleasant discourse with your fellow human beings, and come off as reasonable well-informed. So in school you listen and do what the teacher tells you to do. He/she is the boss.
Evolution is taught in science class, creationism and gods in religious class, politics during social studies.
It's called grammar and spelling. Look it up, Emily, then we'll talk about you wanting to learn about flat-earth alongside science.
Forcing your religion onto others is not freedom of speech.
"EVOLUTION IS FACK I HATE LISTENING IN SCIENCE CLASS ITS SO STUPIED CREATION IS REAL AND SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS DEFFENTLY MY SCHOOL CAUSE THERE IS ALOT OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GOD AND GET SAVED/BAPTIZED AND I DONT CARE IF ITS "POLITICLY INCORRECT" ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!"
Kitzmiller vs. Dover:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District#Decision
Your argument is invalid. Also...:
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'DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS! HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!' X3
@Mithras
"I'll be using "FACK" as a word from now on."
Well, they used 'Frak' as an artificial expletive in "Battlestar Galactica"; similarly 'Smeg' in "Red Dwarf", so...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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