Aren't you a Christian yet? What's the hold up.
Hey, I forgot to ask you....have you ever seen The Pasion (movie)? Just curious.
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"have you ever seen The Pasion (movie)? Just curious."
@Cuntlicker69
Oh BTW, you are a loser unless you become a Christian, then we can be bros.
Aren't you a Christian yet? What's the hold up. Oh BTW, you are a loser unless you become a Christian, then we can be bros.
If that's your attitude, I'd prefer not to be "bros".
PS: Don't be a homo, they die young and bring others with them.
Only because folks like you drive them to suicide (or, in the extreme cases, do it themselves).
"Aren't you a Christian yet?"Nope.
"What's the hold up."
Christianity requires me to lie and I am against lying. I'd have to tell myself that I bel;ieved all sorts of wildly absurd stories were true. I'm not willing to do that.
"Oh BTW, you are a loser unless you become a Christian,"
This reminds me of one of my favorite Jerry Falwell quotes:
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
"then we can be bros."
Do not presume that under any conditions I would be your "bro.."
"PS: Don't be a homo, they die young and bring others with them."
Don't be a jackass, die young and take other Fundies with you.
"Oh, also, after you humble yourself before the foot of the Cross and and ask God to forgive you of your open rebellion and rejection if Him, then can you pick a new screen name?"
No, thank you.
"God hates sorcerors (and perverts)."
Sorcery is fake, phony and make believe, just like your "God."
"Hey, I forgot to ask you....have you ever seen The Pasion (movie)? Just curious."
I DID see it. It was by far the best Xian snuff film I've ever seen. Just appalled.
@Cuntlicker69
God hates sorcerors
"Aren't you a Christian yet? What's the hold up."
"Oh BTW, you are a loser unless you become a Christian, then we can be bros."are brothers. And so are the rest of humanity.
Have you actually read the Bible, smeg-head?
Actually, the poor thing is to be a loser like you. And man, quoted from a Catholic priest, the Passion isn't a religious movie. AND GOD DOESN'T HATE ANYBODY.
Yes, I am. A Deist, if you want to know.
And yes, I've seen Mel Gibson's sadistic first-degree interpretation of the Gospels. The best argument yet that reading the New Testament literally only leads to a death cult.
I get a charge out of the terms fundies use;
Washed in the blood of the lamb
Every knee shall bow
Humble yourself before the foot of the Cross
. . .
Kneel before the half-a-foot of jeebus
Oh BTW, you are a loser unless you become a Christian, then we can be bros.
PS: Don't be a homo, they die young and bring others with them.
God hates sorcerors (and perverts).
Hey, I forgot to ask you....have you ever seen The Pasion (movie)? Just curious.
Confused?
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