[First off, you fail at trolling. Second, we're not automatically evil if we don't believe in the Christian God.]
You are just helping me to go to Heaven.
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"You are just helping me to go to Heaven."
"Christianity isn't easy what you guys think."
"Christians have more hard times now."
Christianity is extremely easy. I was a christian for the first nine years of my life (or at least as far back as I can remember) and I never even picked up a bible.
And in this particualar context, I don't think troll means what you think it does.
And, finally: LEARN TO ENGLISH! Even dyslexics take measures to use proper grammar and spelling.
"I'd don't care about what you think of me. "
Wrong use of the word "an", wrong use of contraction "I'd", and inappropriate capitalizing of "calling" and "troll" but for you, this is an improvement. And yes you are a troll. The term troll isn't a personal jab at you as a person. It means, in your case, that you're pissing everyone off with your preaching and condescending attitude and not to mention that you're posts read like a caveman talking.
"Jerk "
Oooh, good one.
Old fashion guy. "
Uhh....
"You are just helping me to go to Heaven. "
Where's that in the bible?
Christianity isn't easy what you guys think. "
Other than having to suppress my ability to reason and think for myself, christianity was pretty damn easy actually.
Christians have more hard times now. "
Hahahaha!!! Oh wait...you were being serious? HAHAHAHA!!!
Yeah, such hard times, what with making up the the largest percentage of people in one of the richest nations on the planet. Boo hoo, poor you.
I used to feel bad for LW, but I now feel bad for whoever he's trolling.
Someone needs to take away his computer (or at least his internet access).
- TORM
You are just helping me to go to Heaven.
Oh, well, if that's all you're after we could get through this with much less fuss.
I see he's found his way out of devianArt. Wait until he finds all the other fundie sites out there.
Somebody please point him to RR, that would be funny.
Yeah, I tell ya..its hard to turn the TV on now-a-days with seeing Christians fed to the lions, or a church on a street corner, or religious words on our money..or church services on TV..all you ever see is atheist stuff.
And hes right, the more people are againnst your argument, the more right you become. (But wouldnt that make the American Atheists the right ones?)
Christians have more hard times now, than at what time?
Yeah, it's MUCH harder now, what with being one of the largest religious groups in the world, pretty much ruling most of the world. Poor wittle Christians...
Confused?
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