Very good poll. This just goes to prove that fundamental cultism is winning the hearts and minds of billions of people. I give you the following reasons why we are all screaming to join your righteous ranks:-
1). People are impressed by the utmost honesty of fundamental cultism's adherents, as evidenced by a quick perusal of their many internet sites. You know, hypocrisy and delusion are not necessarily bad things are they?
2). People are looking to unload their hard earned money on to worthy causes like fundamental cultism's authorities and churches.
3). People just want their children to be educated to the highest standards in order to give them a good head start in life. One of fundamental cultism's main priorities.
4). Those of us who enjoy claiming that we are persecuted will find a ready outlet for our paranoia amongst your ranks of fine upstanding morons.
5). So many of us who suffer from ill-health will find the medical attention received from fundamental cultism to be of an enormous benefit in our daily lives and we long to be the recipient of a medical prayer. Saves money too, which could go to the church instead of self indulgent mainstream medical edifices.
6). Those of us who support science will consider the idea of creationism to be a boon to our intelligence and reasoning faculties and intelligent design to be a breath of fresh air with its novel and progressive outlook.
7). Many of us hark back to the good old days and lament the phasing out of such glorious pastimes as torture, burning alive, whipping, slavery and general persecution of people who we don't like. Those sensitive artistic types among us long for the return to prominence of these lost arts and crafts.
8). Many people feel that children these days are too mollycoddled and would like a return to the days when a child was shown the correct road to adulthood by a proper combination of spiritual, physical, mental and sexual abuse.
9). Many of us are absolutely fed up by the continual pronouncements of experts and educated types and long for the simple, earthy, drivel of moronic cretins.
I'm sure that this list of benefits could be extended greatly but, alas, I have other comments to write. However, I am always glad to help and to be of some small service and shall return soon with more recommendations but for now let me end by wishing you a happy evangelizing new year.
