Please stop claiming that Ireland is 600 million years old. There is no scientific evidence whatsoever to support this view. This Blueprint programme is an attack on biblical truth. The world was created by a divine designer and nothing this toothless mammoth can "reveal" will overturn that FACT.
Here is the simple truth for you:
Evolution = THEORY
Creation = FACT
When you speak about evolution, William, I hope you will use the word THEORY to make it clear to your viewers that there is no factual basis to this view of the world.
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Ahhh...warms my heart to see that people on the internets continue to be ignorant of the word "theory" having more than one definition, and how a scientific "theory" is a logical, well-supported conclusion based upon facts, rather than a layman "theory", i.e. a guess.
Evolution is a theory, yet it is the best-working (most coherent and applicable) model.
Creation is a myth, which comes from a book of myths which happens to falsely claim that its myths are true, but creation is still a myth no matter how you slice it. Myth.
There is a study which illustrates that the ignorant are much more self-confident than the well-informed concerning what they think, or know, or believe. It was done by one of the more prestigious universities, I forget which.
Evolution = Evidence supported, falsifiable Scientific Theory (See also; Theory of Gravity, Theory of Relativity, Theory of Plate Tectonics, Atomic Theory, and The Germ Theory of Disease.)
Creation = An myth created by early man, without any understanding of physics, biology, or astronomy, to explain our existence. Examples include: God did it in 6 days then ate a sammich. The earth hatched out of an egg. The Sun Mother came to the sleeping earth and warmed everyone awake. The animals spread mud on the back of a really big turtle til humans, who had fallen from the sky, had a place to live. (See also; Talking snakes, Parting Seas, Geocentrism, Chosen People, and a Flat Earth.)
PTL, do you understand why only one of the two is science?
As an aside, I smacked my head off the desk the other night watching Naked Science on National Geographic. They were talking about Pluto, and while there was alot of great information, at one point the narrator claimed something was "only a theory." Sigh.
Please stop claiming that Ireland is NOT 600 million years old. There is no scientific evidence whatsoever to support this view. This Blueprint programme is an attack on biblical myth, which holds that the world was created by a divine designer who cannot be proved even by whatever might be revealed by the this toothless mammoth. And nothing can or will overturn that FACT.
Here is the simple truth for you:
Evolution = THEORY
Creation = MYTH
When you speak about creation, PTL, I hope you will use the word MYTH to make it clear to your readers that there is no factual basis to your view of the world.
As usual, a fundie is babbling about the theory of evolution without having any idea what it means as a statement or even as individual words.
Evolution has supporting evidence. Other than your bible, what supports creation?
Old Viking and Caustic Gnostic:
"Ignorance begets cofidence, more so than does knowledge." - Charles Darwin
Now I have a theory about this. It runs thus:
You are very, very, very, very, very stupid
@MysticalChicken: As a former fundie, long ago, I remember being taught in a christian high school that theory means exactly what they believe. The only way to get through to them is to keep telling them:
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
They are also under the impression that all non-christians are of the devil/satan and not worth listening to because they are all liars. So it is not an easy fight but it will ring true one at a time - I am proof of that.
Here is the simple truth for you:
Gravity = THEORY
Spaghetti Monster = FACT
See, we are actually held down to the ground by his tentacles pressing down on us, but you can't see them because they are invisible. We know they are there because we have faith.
Here is the simple truth for you:
Evolution = SCIENTIFIC THEORY. And no, scientific theory doesn't mean conjecture.
Creation = MYTHOLOGY, second rate preachy mythology at that.
Why don't you actually study evolution sometime, You might learn something. Carl Zimmer and Richard Dawkins are good authors. You can even find their books in libraries, imagine that. Two good books by them, "Evolution the Triumph Of An Idea" and "Climbing Mount Improbable" respectively.
oops, there goes the theory of gravity... wait, tis isn't [Trinidad and Tobago], how crazy is this supposed to get?
Evolution = Theory
Theory = The best possible explanation for all collected evidence and observed phenomena.
If you cannot overturn a "fact" with new evidence then you're not really scientific about it, are you?
QED, bitch.
Definition of a fact is something that can be proven or disproven conclusively, aka "This pen is green."
A theory, particularly in science, is a well-supported hypothesis that nonetheless cannot be totally proven or disproven based on current knowledge, i.e. "Kirk and Spock were boning in the Star Trek Films."
Were you present for Creation? No? Can we prove it to be true or false entirely? No? Then it's a theory.
Linguistics!Fail, science!fail, and logic!fail, a lovely triumvirate.
Begorrah! Ye do realize that creation is theological, not scientific, don't ye? No? Sure, and it's a fact that you're an idiot. I must be getting back to me Guinness.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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