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NO one can be an atheist by choice.Only one born out of civilization can be, and even he would be ignorant of it. TARZAN for example..

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old comment by WWWWolf

> NO one can be an atheist by choice.

Except in those days when God decided to give humans free will, of course!

Fundamentalist logic depends on what parts of the Bible they remember that day.

> Only one born out of civilization can be, and even he would be ignorant of it.

Fundamentalists seem to be ignorant of science, much like people outside the civilisation can be. Why aren't fundamentalists embracing science, if you can't be a part of a civilised society without it?

Maybe the reason is that being in a society doesn't mean you automatically support everything done by the society? Works both ways, by the way: I can keep ignoring organised religion, which promotes doom and gloom, and you can keep ignoring science, which promotes progress.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Only one born out of civilization can be, and even he would be ignorant of it. TARZAN for example.."

PROTIP: 'Tarzan' (a.k.a. Lord Greystoke) is a character in a book by Edgar Rice Burroughs. As in fiction. But then, you fundies can't tell the difference between non-fiction and fiction. The Bible for example...

"NO one can be an atheist by choice"

Ex-Olympic gold medal-winning athlete and ex-long-time born-again Christian Jonathan Edwards would like a word with you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_(athlete)

By dint of his own reason and critical thinking faculties, he came to this conclusion:

'In an interview in The Times on 27 June 2007, Edwards said: "If there is no God, does that mean that life has no purpose? Does it mean that personal existence ends at death? They are thoughts that do my head in. One thing that I can say, however, is that even if I am unable to discover some fundamental purpose to life, this will not give me a reason to return to Christianity. Just because something is unpalatable does not mean that it is not true." Furthermore, in the interview with The Times he also stated "When you think about it rationally, it does seem incredibly improbable that there is a God." In the same interview he also said "I feel internally happier than at any time of my life." Edwards confirmed his rejection of Christianity in an interview on BBC Radio 5 Live on 29 July 2007'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_(athlete)#Religious_beliefs

He chose to be an Atheist. After being a born-again Christian for a long time. If becoming one didn't kill him, it wouldn't do you Godson, or your fundie ilk, any harm.

I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

old comment by John

NO one can be an atheist by choice.

After all, we have so much obvious evidence for the existence of God. Well, OK, we've never actually seen Him, 'cuz as we all know, He's invisible. And He only speaks to us telepathically, so we don't actually hear Him, either. But He's there! Like when a tornado destroyed a church but left the cross standing, just to show us He's there. I know, it also destroyed a house and left the chimney standing. I'm not sure what that means; but there must be some heavenly message in it, if us poor sinners were smart enough to figure it out. Why'd He send the tornado in the first place? There was probably some closet fag living in the town. No, the fag wasn't in the church - fags are all atheists; but he was around somewhere. Maybe Jim Bob's boy. He don't like NASCAR, so he must be some kind of fairy. Nearsighted? No, God's not near-sighted. Don't be silly. He's got a plan and He's sticking to it.

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