WND Exclusive Commentary Con job at The Weather Channel
Posted: January 5, 2007
1:00 a.m. Eastern
This week Americans observed a national day of mourning (I'm speaking not of President Ford's funeral, but rather the day that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi seized power in Congress).
Far-left political ideologies are being promulgated through ever-increasing mediums, and recently I noticed that a once-vaunted American television network, The Weather Channel, had succumbed to the cancerous spread of liberalism.
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The Weather Channel is launching a new website and broadband channel dedicated solely to global warming called "One Degree" and has a weekly program called "The Climate Code," devoted almost entirely to liberal advocacy on climate matters.
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If forecasters can't reliably tell us what will happen in two to three months from now, why would anyone trust that they know what will happen with the weather in 50 or 100 years from now and let them tell us how to live our lives accordingly?
This is all about Big Brother do-gooders trying to control how you live your life, and stripping away the freedoms and liberties of people to live their lives as they see fit, engage in commerce and raise their families.
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Melanie, you fucking doughhead, science is NEVER about politics. Global warming is science, not politics.
It becomes political because big oil wants it to be political, wants to cloud the air, so to speak, so their profits won't be affected.
Big oil has Bushco in its back pocket, therefore science becomes political. Stop believing the conservatard rhetoric, and promulgating such blatant bullshit.
Oh yes, have a nice day, cunt - and remember, we all breathe the same air.
This week Americans observed a national day of mourning (I'm speaking not of President Ford's funeral, but rather the day that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi seized power in Congress).
We voted them into office, why should we mourn?
By the way, fucktard, they didn't seize power, they were given it.
This is all about Big Brother do-gooders trying to control how you live your life, and stripping away the freedoms and liberties of people to live their lives as they see fit, engage in commerce and raise their families."
Totally ignoring your ignorance with regards to climatology, how does a show on the Weather Channel strip away your freedoms and liberties?
Am I not watching TV the right way or something?
You know, I have a theory about this "Liberal Media" bullshit. It comes from news stories about known phenomena such as Global Warming, and other environmental issues. Apparently, if the tone of your environmental stories is anything but derisive, you're liberally biased.
If forecasters can't reliably tell us what will happen in two to three months from now, why would anyone trust that they know what will happen with the weather in 50 or 100 years from now and let them tell us how to live our lives accordingly?
If you knew even the slightest thing about the science of statistical systems like weather and climate, you'd know that the accuracy of prediction over long periods is greater than in the short term.
This is all about Big Brother do-gooders trying to control how you live your life, and stripping away the freedoms and liberties of people to live their lives as they see fit, engage in commerce and raise their families.
Yet, you and your ilk want to strip away the freedoms and liberties of everyone that isn't you. Anyone else notice this?
Ed:
Was Coulter on her period?
I don't think Coulter is equipped for periods. I'm thinking it was probably a matter of testicular strangulation caused by too-tight pantyhose.
Moving the pantyhose up about 2 1/2 feet and tightening them further would solve a whole host of Coulter-related problems. We can test it on Melanie first to see how tight the pantyhose should be.
Melanie there obviously doesn't know the difference between "climate" and "weather," does she?
And why is it that according to the fundies, when Republicans gain power they are "elected" or "raised" to power, but when a Democrat gains power, they always "seize" it? How can they think that the Dems, a group of people who can't agree on what to serve as an appetizer at the convention, could orchestrate a nation-wide vote-fraud conspiracy to "seize" power, yet they totally believe the 2000 Presidential election was totally fair, despite the fact that the two people who stopped the recounts and handed Bush the election were his own brother and his own campaign manager, both of which stated this created no conflict of interest...
Those damned do-gooders. When will they stop doing good?!
Also "trying to control how you live your life, and stripping away the freedoms and liberties of people to live their lives as they see fit"
Lucky for that guy it's sarcasm, and not irony that's a sin.
"The Weather Channel is launching a new website and broadband channel dedicated solely to global warming called "One Degree" and has a weekly program called "The Climate Code," devoted almost entirely to liberal advocacy on climate matters."
Thats true, reality has a strong liberal bias.
"This is all about Big Brother do-gooders trying to control how you live your life, and stripping away the freedoms and liberties of people to live their lives as they see fit, engage in commerce and raise their families."
You were talking about those sodomy laws, right?
Please, save me from the idiots who say things like "I don't believe in global warming. We had snow here for the first time in eight years," or "I had to put an extra blanket on the bed last night. It can't be getting warmer."
Sandman, once again you spew wisdom like a well-shaken chapagne bottle.
What's really funny is how many conservatives have tried to complain about liberals "taking away liberties". Shall we look at these two words, conservative and liberal, and think about what they mean? Although this would require a couple brain cells to rub together.
Global warming, as I had to explain to my woefully undereducated mother and grandparents, God bless their midwestern souls, affects everything. This means that seasons start getting whacked out. Super-hot springs are just as disasterous as incredibly cold autumns, when the things we require for food and air (like, say, plant-life?) live on a schedule. Is it unseasonably cold? Chances are hot air someplace else because of global warming has displaced a cold front, pushing it towards you earlier than it should be.
"If you knew even the slightest thing about the science of statistical systems like weather and climate, you'd know that the accuracy of prediction over long periods is greater than in the short term."
Sure it is, dickless. Google Edward Lorenz, then do the earth and humanity a favor and slice your wrists. Fucking halfwit...
And take BobTheDogFacedCunt with you. Motherfucking morons...
From Answers.com (from Encyclopedia Brittanica):
"(born May 23, 1917, West Hartford, Conn., U.S.) U.S. meteorologist. Following degrees from Dartmouth College and Harvard University in mathematics, he turned to weather forecasting in 1942 with the U.S. Army Air Corps. After World War II he joined MIT as a researcher, earned a doctorate in meteorology (1948), and stayed on as a professor. In the early 1960s, he discovered that the weather exhibits a nonlinear phenomenon known as sensitive dependence on initial conditions (see chaos theory). He explained this phenomenon, which makes long-range weather forecasting impossible, to the public as the "butterfly effect": in China a butterfly flaps its wings, leading to unpredictable changes in U.S. weather a few days later."
I'm pretty sure most of you existential deadbeats are familiar with the "Chaos Theory". Look up Ted "Every Man For Himself" Kennedy and his bitch John "Purple Butt" Kerry.
"Thats true, reality has a strong liberal bias."
Depends on what reality you're talking about, numbnut. In your case, and for the majority of DENSA members, cum bags o' shit that posted here, it must be the same "strong liberal bias" that gives us "reality" like 911truth.org and Sandy Burglar claiming he didn't know top secret documents were stuffed down his pant leg...
LISTEN UP YOU LIBERAL FUDGEPACKERS!
You've got more to fear, at least if you live on the U.S. east coast and I hope most of you do, from a Cumbre Vieja eruption than from Algore's version of hysteria, err, global warming.
The universe, which includes the earth for all you left of center boneheads, is a dynamic system. Regardless of what mankind does, the process will continue. That means, for all you left of reality bonelickers, that volcanoes will erupt, plates will shift, carbon dioxide will collect in the atmosphere, long term weather patterns will change, and you dumber than Pauly Shore types will still assume that you're the end-all, be-all of knowledge.
Get it through your heads, shankstrokers, there is nothing you can do about it. Just because mankind (and vermin, scum and democrats/liberals) have infested this pile of feces doesn't mean Mother Nature will protect you from the nasties. The earth has been through a multitude of climate variations over the eons and that WILL CONTINUE, regardless of how many chants you sing to that dying elm tree outside your local welfare office. Mother Nature, she ain't a listenin'.
Now, go roll yourself a blunt, listen to your favorite Boob Dylan record, rip open your welfare check and leave intelligent discourse to those capable of handling it. Better yet, just leave...
Svante Arrhenius, "On the Influence of Carbonic Acid in the Air Upon the Temperature of the Ground." Philosophical Magazine 41: 237-76. Published in 1896.
Good thing it's too late.
the problem here, as I see it, isn't that she believes such nonsense - that's her right - but she publishes this bilge thus helping to bias minds against the concept of climate change.
She obviously has an audience whose plitican views chime with her own, but by mixing this crap in with political commentary she makes it less likely that her followers will take climate change seriously.
And that is a disservice to her fans. If she wants to explain her objections rationally then there's no problem. Unfortunately, she, like so many of her political ilk, use hyperbole and punditry to "make" a case.
"If you knew even the slightest thing about the science of statistical systems like weather and climate, you'd know that the accuracy of prediction over long periods is greater than in the short term."
Sure it is, dickless. Google Edward Lorenz, then do the earth and humanity a favor and slice your wrists. Fucking halfwit...
And take BobTheDogFacedCunt with you. Motherfucking morons...
From Answers.com (from Encyclopedia Brittanica):
"(born May 23, 1917, West Hartford, Conn., U.S.) U.S. meteorologist. Following degrees from Dartmouth College and Harvard University in mathematics, he turned to weather forecasting in 1942 with the U.S. Army Air Corps. After World War II he joined MIT as a researcher, earned a doctorate in meteorology (1948), and stayed on as a professor. In the early 1960s, he discovered that the weather exhibits a nonlinear phenomenon known as sensitive dependence on initial conditions (see chaos theory). He explained this phenomenon, which makes long-range weather forecasting impossible, to the public as the "butterfly effect": in China a butterfly flaps its wings, leading to unpredictable changes in U.S. weather a few days later."
I'm pretty sure most of you existential deadbeats are familiar with the "Chaos Theory". Look up Ted "Every Man For Himself" Kennedy and his bitch John "Purple Butt" Kerry.
Interesting stuff. But does that apply to average nature of an entire system over time, as opposed to chaotic effects within it? One cannot predict the motion of a particular wavefront in a container of turbulently flowing gas (except over miniscule distances and timeframes, which is what I imagine is the reason behind the more accurate prediction of the motion of weather systems in the short term mentioned above), but one can still put a value on the average temperature of the whole system, and its tendency to absorb or reject heat to its surroundings. Looks like my original statement needs revision - one can more accurately predict changes in the average properties of a system over longer periods than short ones - average effects are then more discernible against the relatively high-frequency noise of chaotic effects within that system. It's my understanding that global warming concerns itself with just such averaged properties of the earth and its atmosphere.
Sorry about the messed-up formatting, by the way - the quoted posts predate FSTDT's major rebuild recently.
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