A self-proclaimed “ghostbuster” was arrested in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province after he charged a young woman 20,000 yuan ($3,279) to exorcise the ghosts in her vagina with his penis.
Police arrested Huang Jianjun on August 1 after the woman, A Xin, called police one day after having sex with Huang, reported the Southern Metropolis Daily.
A Xin, a spice shop employee, consulted Huang after hearing he could advise her how to attract her boss, whom she had a crush on.
The two agreed to meet at a hotel room, where Huang asked her to strip naked and lay on the bed for an examination.
Huang then convinced A Xin to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis. Huang explained that he had sacrificed his virginity for the exorcism.
Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes.
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I don't know what's more pathetic....That a guy basically raped a woman with a crazy "ghost vag" story or that the woman was stupid enough to fall for it.
I understand one is desperate for that hot boss to notice them (and desperation makes folks vulnerable to scams) but "There are ghosts in your vagina and sex with me will get rid of it" is so stupid that even a desperate person would say, "THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU DISGUSTING PERV!".
I am by no means victim-blaming but the fact that she FELL for it is astonishing.
Is "Ghosts in Genitals" a plausible Chinese folk belief. Perhaps that explains it somewhat.
Also; I wouldn't blame ghosts. I'd blame "You're boss is just not into you".
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I have another theory. The story is just another in a long tradition of "Guy In China" urban myths.
This sounds like a hoax.
A strange Proton Pack & Particle Thrower he has there...!
Huang later told authorities he had long lost the ability to have an erection due to diabetes
...yeah: it just Huang s there.
(*To the tune of 'The Sailor's Hornpipe'; sings *)
'Do your balls Huang lowHuang ing from the ceilingHuang low!'
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A. Xin? Ay-Sheen? Asian?
Really?
A guy whose name translates to "yellow builder of the army" managed to convince a woman whose name as given here phonetically sounded out just coincidentally sounds like her ethnicity that was trying to seduce her boss, the owner of a spice shop that likely sells all manners of supposed aphrodisiacs and is one of the most stereotypically Chinese jobs imaginable, to have sex with him to exorcise ghosts from her vagina with his penis? And this man also claimed to be an impotent, diabetic virgin...
Every part of this sounds like a terrible joke with equal parts racism and sexism. If this actually happened that guy is the king of bullshit artists and should be given a trophy before being packed off to prison to have his evil spirits similarly exorcised. And the woman? I'm not usually one for shaming a victim but how stupid do you have to be to buy a story like that? Why would anyone recommend she see this asshat? How would he have built his reputation? What the hell is his actual job, and if it's officially paranormal shit why would anyone already jump to the conclusion that fucking ghosts are why she can't get a man's attention and send her this scumbag's way? This shit is hard enough to believe when it takes place in a rural backwater or undeveloped country without public education but this is supposed to have happened in a modern city and even then belonging to a culture with thousands of other superstitions based around attracting a boyfriend that are significantly less rapey and usually involve paper charms or powdered rhino testicles. Even with that stick to measure against someone would have to have seen a red flag or fifty.
Yeah, I probably would have thought it was a hoax too, were it not being published in a Chinese newspaper. Global Times is loosely aligned with the Chinese government, and it has been controversial at times, but I've never seen it accused of outright hoaxes.
If this actually happened that guy is the king of bullshit artists and should be given a trophy before being packed off to prison to have his evil spirits similarly exorcised.
Nah, that position is already held by the Moldovan Hypno-Robber, who apparently walked into multiple banks and had the tellers hand him large sums of money, supposedly by using "hypnosis" to control the tellers.
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