The big banf causes chaos, not order. make sure there i snothing in your house and just wait for the newest flat screen TV to pop out. then try waiting for 10000 years if it does not appear. Because the blind faith necessary for the evolutionary process to be believable is to wait 250 million years.
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Well, it does indeed cause chaos. Banff can lead to rowdiness and promiscuity too. It also has a world-renowned arts centre, killer ski slopes and a market made wealthy by trilobites that died millions of years ago. You can get STDs there, but they don't hand out flat screens in the big Banff.
You have it all wrong, but still...
For every instance of order created on earth, thousands of instances of chaos are created in the sun.
Go back to school, moron.
Evolution is biology and the big bang (or big banf as you called it) is cosmology. It's like claiming that the law of gravity has anything to do with the elements on the periodic tale. Learn how science is set up before you make idiotic claims about it.
Oh, by the way, science has jack squat to do with faith. Fundie religion is the one with blind faith. Project, much?
You cause chaos with your writing style, Xin-Xin.
The Big Bang caused an expansion, neither order nor chaos.
It took about 10 million years between the Big Bang and the creation of Earth. The flat screen TV popped into my home about 7 years ago.
If there was "snothing" in the universe, just after the Big Bang, then what was it that was in chaos?
Blind faith is what's needed for religion, not in science, you silly bint.
You mix and match quite a lot, dearie; cosmology, mechanics/computer technology and biology. Everything you don't understand are not one and the same.
“The big banf causes chaos, not order.”
Yep. That’s not the problem you think it is.
“make sure there i snothing in your house and just wait for the newest flat screen TV to pop out.”
The Big Bang is not a cornucopia. Nothing ‘popped out’ of the Big Bang except subatomic particles. Oh, and Wendell.
“then try waiting for 10000 years if it does not appear.”
You’re mocking things you don’t understand enough to make fun of. You’re just showing your ass, here.
“Because the blind faith necessary for the evolutionary process to be believable is to wait 250 million years.”
As above, you’re pretty smug for being so fucking ignorant.
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