One of the unusual ways God sometimes uses me for healing is turning metal into bone. I made a call to those who had lost mobility because of metal pins, rods, or wires in their bodies. The healings were spectacular. Formerly frozen shoulders were healed, and others were once again able to bend over, move their feet, or run.
There was a woman who had a bone protruding out from under her chest cavity because of a car accident, and it completely vanished! The goodness of God was truly being made visible to the people.
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There was a woman who had a bone protruding out from under her chest cavity because of a car accident
Yeah, I'm going to have to call BS on this. No hospital, not even in Argentina, would just leave a bone protruding from a woman's chest. Not to mention that there are no confirmed medical records or even videos to document such miracles.
Metal and bone are just as non-mobile, aren't they?
If you remove a bone from the chest area, the chest will probably implode and not hold the person upright any more.
You don't have YouTube films from these healings, do you?
So are you now working in a hospital? I'm sure the doctors, nurses, and patients would welcome your healing powers. You could also collect the $1M prize from James Randi when you aren't too busy healing people.
Cindy, that's not bone or metal causing this problem. The problem is due to contracture of soft tissue, which can be made flexible once again. Of course it takes months of massage and range of motion, and it's never completely taken away.
Wow that is awesome! Can you do the same thing with an amputee? I mean if we just attached some metal on to the end of the stump could you, I don't know, speak in tongues or something and turn the metal rod into bone?? Or can you only do that when the metal is encased in skin so no one can see it happen.
The world awaits your answer!
I used to have a gold crown on one of my upper molars. One morning I woke up and it had completely vanished as well.
My dentist had to fit a new one later, though. But if I'd left the story hanging there, I just bet that this Cindy person would be praising the lord till sundown.
The most annoying thing to me about Christianity is that it robs humanity of all agency and accomplishment. Is there a major breakthrough in Medical Science? Thanks, God! Did you pass your exam? Thanks, Jesus! Win an Olympic Gold Medal? God did it through me!
"And I have absolutely no evidence for any of these claims whatsoever beyond people without any of these problems (or medical records showing a history of them) claiming I did them. Because god, in spite of his all-consuming need to be worshipped and praised, wouldn't heal them if I took before and after shots to prove his power once and for all. Like I said: he's unusual."
I'm pretty sure that's not what a frozen shoulder is, dumbass. It has nothing to do with prosthetics, I know 'cause my dad used to have it.
Also, turning metal into bone? How incredibly useful, turning an everlasting element into ephemeral organic material... Call me when he turns bricks into gold or my bones into indestructible adamantium or something.
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