Ill tell you what is hysterical.
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Yeah! Feel her head with religious nonsense so that one day she'll become a braindead fundie just like you! Good idea! /sarcasm
Seriously, you don't deserve to be a parent, you're supposed to make a better world for your daughter not fill her with hate and fairy tales.
Ill tell you what is hysterical.
You can think whatever you want about it, but it's still true.
"Teaching my kid that she evolved from monkey!"
Ape, you fucking moron, ape! Sheesh.
"That;s insulting for my family."
Why exactly is that insulting but believing you're magic mud isn't? I'd rather be descended from a reasonably intelligent and social creature than magic mud.
"Thnks to homeschooling that I give to my daughter - she doesnt believe that occult crap."
No, she believes in religious crap instead. Good job.
Occult? Seriously? Wow.
Seriously, someone care to finish the Fundie Word Redefinition project so I can see just what these stupid Fundies think "the occult" is?
Cuz it's definitely not evolution...
"Teaching my kid that she evolved from monkey! That;s insulting for my family."
No, that;s insulting to monkey.
Evolutionists claim that everyone evolved from monkeys, so it's singling out your family for insult how?
Are you arrogant enough to think you're better than everyone else or is this just the good old fundie persecution complex striking again?
MONKEYS?
NO, GOD FORBID WE AREN'T MONKEYS
BUT WE ARE GODLESS SINFUL BASTARDS WHO CAN'T RESIST EATING APPLES.
AND WE ARE PUSSIES WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT WITHOUT A JEWISH ZOMBIE TO HELP US.
You know what's funny? Going into a fast food and ordering onion rings instead of fries, just to watch them stand there and stare blankly at their little color-coded keypad, wondering where the onion rings button went.
I'm gonna say that the monkeys in his family don't go as far back on the family tree as they do for the rest of us.
Great-grandad like bananas a bit too much, sweety?
Telling my child (if I had one) that they are a filthy worthless maggot that does not deserve to live and only was created to stroke the cock of an insecure and selfish child of an "omnipotent being" is far more insulting to my family. you claim to value life so much more than non-believers, and yet to you, we are merely toys of God.
Hmmm.... I guess the double-wide is big enough for a chalkboard? Also, what is so damn difficult in understanding that we did not "evolve from monkeys?" Humans and chimps shared a common ancestor 4 million years ago. That ancestor was not a monkey, it was a primitive ape. And to shed further light on well documented, scientific evidence: humans are members of the great ape family. Yes! Humans are primates! We share roughly 97-99% of our DNA with Chimps and Bonobos. You sir are a fool. Nothing that I said will change the ignorant, uneducated view that you hold. How unfortunate for your child; she will be merged into the mindless, uneducated masses of christian sheep.
I agree. She, and all of us, had a common ancestor with apes at some point back in the mists of time, but we did not evolve from monkeys. Only a homeschool fundie would imagine that the Theory of Evolution says that. Anyone who went to a real school would know better.
"Ill tell you what is hysterical."
Your posts are.
No humans "evolved from monkeys." They do, however, share a common ancestor.
If I were a monkey, I'd be insulted by someone who claimed that I shared a biological link with you.
Evans, you botched up the fundie talking points again! You're supposed to call it "Satanic," not merely "occult." "Occult" doesn't sufficiently scare the sheep. Also, work on the punctuation and spelling.
I think the reason they don't take umbrage to "coming from dirt" has to do with the fact that God's involvement trumps the nature of the dirt. That, and they probably think of monkeys as filthy (e.g. flea-ridden), unlike sterile dust.
(Anybody care to fine-tune/fix/etc. this?)
I agree! She should not read that occult crap...
Instead she should believe in a the son of god who is a zombie who is part of God. God killed his son, technically committing suicide, in a horrible manner after torture for sins that your ancestors committed and for all the sins that you will potentially commit.
Oh right... The occult is just as crazy mad as your belief.
Yeah, well, expecting her to believe that death, predation, and birth pangs exist because a talking snake coerced two naked humans made of magic mud and a bone to eat a fruit is an insult to her intelligence.
So being a shining example of a creature on the earth, evolving all the way to this point, is something to be ashamed of?
Also, think about what you said. Apes, not monkeys
Yeah, teaching your kid that we evolved from monkeys is indeed hysterical. Hysterically wrong, that is. Everyone with the teensiest bit of proper education knows that we evolved from apes.
I hope you are not home-schooling your daughter in grammar and spelling. If you do, people will be more prone to think that monkeys evolved from her. You ought to get yourself a bit of proper education, before you destroy your daughter's chances for higher education.
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