[On Muslims]
These people do not believe there is a God or a devil, but if there were a devil they are sure that we are it. Being put to death is an extreme that is against our laws and brings about no chance to witness.
I think the only way to witness to someone who is trying to kill you is to kill them first. This is why we are at war with these people right now. All they understand is death.
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1. "These people do not believe there is a God or a devil...." Blatant and total misrepresentation (i.e., outright lie, or at least stupefying ignorance).
2. "Being put to death is an extreme that is against our laws...." Well, unless it's in certain states, BY the state, and after due process -- but, otherwise, DUH.
3. "I think the only way to witness to someone who is trying to kill you is to kill them first." That's just one of the most wildly bizarre assertions I've ever seen. It's like saying that the best strategy for repairing Michelangelo's ceiling murals is to blow up the Sistine Chapel before the building caves in on you.
As a description of this post, the word "insane" doesn't even begin to cover it.
~David D.G.
Muslim basically means Servant of God. I fail to see his point one. The entire faith is based upon devotion and obedience to the authority of God.
"Being put to death" is also so INCREDIBLY against our laws that we actually have, you know, the death penalty. Should I mention that the death penalty is generally supported by the fundamentalists?
And he must be using some definition of the word witness that I'm not familiar with. Killing someone before you get your message across damns them to eternal torment in Christian theology, doesn't it? How exactly are you helping them, here?
"I think the only way to witness to someone who is trying to kill you is to kill them first."
Oh yeah, because once they're dead, they're going to listen to what you have to say...
Do you think you could've used a broader brush though?
I reeaaally want to get all these people to be forced to sit in on a class about Muslim faith and history- just so that maybe, just maybe, they'll shut up and learn something.
Or at least have an hour or two when they don't get computer access to plague us with these posts.
Let's just hope and pray this guy never gets elected to any sort of signuificant office of power:
Secretary of State: Your presidency, your good will visit to Russia is coming up in a few days, how exactly are you going to show our nations love and support towards the Russian government?
President Ken Nielson: Well you know what they say; the best way to spread peace and love...IS WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!!
Secretary of State: Come again sir?
Pres. Ken N: HOOOOOO WEEEEEE WHIP OUT THE BARBEQUE BOYS! WE'S HAVIN' OURSELVES A GOOD OL' FASHIONED BOMBING PARTY!!!
I have two words for that thread:
Ugly and ignorant. They're saying Muslims hate Christians because of some idiotic scriptural difference. There are particular ones that hate Christians because Americans bombed their home, killed their family and then heard that GW Bush is on a crusade. Make any sense?
Sure, Islam is a faith in arms with its violent zealots, but they don't number nearly as badly as the popular media like FOX and Al-Jazeera would like to have us believe.
Like Northern Ireland, religion is being used to paint their opponents black, and too many people buy the hype. Especially when I see the damage done by liberators, to give them "hope and freedom."
Atten-shun!!!!
Hyper;Quasi'Pandimesional-Intelligent citizens of the universe. I profoundly apologize for those that had the unmitigated misfortune to read this erroneous, ficticious ummmm - excrement!
Those requiring immediate brain reassmeblage are ordered to report to level 128axi sector 9 for remedial nanomedication.
Lesser carbon based lifeforms in this group are requested to ignore the current message and continue on as normal.
We would like to remind those in NASA the the Darkside of the moon will remain out of bounds for a further 12 quantasmal stellar fuhtarsecks - despite recent advancements in pseudoparallific equililiteralism!
KenNielsen, I don't think the Muslims got this memo. Since they don't have God or a devil, then they obviously don't have anything to fight for, do they? Congratulations to KenNielsen for winning the War on Terror!
Confused?
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