[Part of a larger transcript wherein she argues that Bill Clinton is gay because he had a lot of heterosexual sex.]
Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?
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Because you are daft, you crazy, crazy she-man. By the by, because someone has the same sex organs as me doesn't mean they look like me.
People seriously buy this stuff? Seriously? :|
How many people of same sex couples actually look very much like each other?
On the other hand, I'm a 300 lb., 6'4" tall, bearded man, so I look like Ann Coulter. I mean, we both have 2 legs and 2 arms, a nose, hell maybe "she's" even got a penis.
Yep, she finally ran out of things to blame on Clinton so now he's gay.
How is it that her rabid fans can't see how utterly delirious she's become?
Fuck, ing, shit.
'Fraid so chum. It's obvious that displaying outward heterosexual tendencies is essentially an over-compensation for a basic homosexual drive. REAL heterosexuals are, and always have been, totally celibate. Of course, of course.
Ann, you're saying that we can identify gay men because they chase women. By this logic, should I go to a gay bar to find a date? Is that where all the straight men hang out?
Ann, how thin is the oxygen in your world?
Actually, there's something terribly narcissistic about a woman who loves the sound of her own voice so much she'll never shut up, and says vile and hateful things, merely in a desperate bid to seek attention.
So you look like a man, it doesn't mean you can't get laid if you turn the light off honey!
Uh, also? Did anybody notice just who's on the cover of all of Coulter's books? I mean, if homosexuality is the same thing as narcissism then boy howdy, I sure wasn't expecting that.
I think it's wishful thinking on Ann's part, either that Bill is gay, or, by association, that Hillary is gay.
Ann, you can surgically repair that "Adam's apple", hon.
I'm beginning to think that she really is trying to see just how blatantly insane her rants have to be before anyone in her following finally raises an objection.
"Uh, Miss Coulter, are you sure the sky is green? 'Cause I could've sworn it was some other color. And that whole 'black is white' thing -- could you run that by me again?"
If her followers swallow her accusation of Bill Clinton being gay on account of his excessive HETEROsexual activities, she's really going to have to get creative to cause their brains to engage!
~David D.G.
no, hon, it's not new territory. It's stone age territory. Can you at least catch up with the science of the seventies? I mean, I know, you'd still be forty-odd years behind, but it would be a start.
Dear Ann,
Please help me, I am a woman who lives with another woman, I think about women all the time and used to chase women before I met my wife. Does this mean I'm straight?
Signed
Wondering
Bill Clinton is gay because he's attracted to women.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumm 'kay.
Damn, I'm attracted to women too. I must be gay.
Or maybe Ann Coulter is from a parallel universe and forgot to consult his guide to our reality. Or maybe he's just a troll in real life. (I know someone said that, but who?!)
To say something like that you have to assume that everybody all looks exactly alike. That we all look the same. That we have no identity of our own.
You heard it right here. Ann Coulter is anti-individualism.
"Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here"
So Straight = Gay now, Ann? In that case, I'm more flaming, flouncing, mincing, screaming queer than Graham Norton. I'll have to remember that, next time I'm having sex with my girlfriend.
"why are you looking at me like that?"
When you even need to ask that question Ann, you've got problems. You just don't know it yet. Ergo, you have a problem. QED.
Confused?
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