Elvis is King #fundie

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The Episcopal Church in the United States is a form of Satanic worship disguised as Christianity. Filled to the brim with pomp and circumstance, unmitigated popery, and other such degenerate behaviors as allowing same-sex "marriages," this "church" is responsible for sending people to Hell.
History

King Henry VIII wanted an annulment because his wife bore not a son, but daughters. When the pope did not grant this divorce, Henry stormed off and separated the Church of England from the Roman Catholic Church and therefore created the Anglican "Church." He was then able to divorce his wives and commit adultery because he was absolutely dedicated to having a son.
During the time America was under British rule, most were Anglicans. After the events of the American Revolution, the "church" was renamed the Episcopal "Church," because England was to be excised from public life.
The Episcopal "Church" was famous for supporting Darwinism and the eugenics theories of Nazi Germany.
Practices

The Episcopal "Church" has a vain and repetitious service, believes in such heresies as infant baptism and baptismal regeneration, and has icons and idols much like the Roman Catholic "Church." They allow practicing homosexual ministers, "ordain" women, and fail to recognize sin as a negative force in peoples' lives. Their spiritual leader, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is a known agnostic, and they allow the heresy of consubstantiation and using wine instead of grape juice for communion.
Taylor Swift, a vile succubus and harlot known for rejecting the lordship of Jesus Christ, is Episcopalian. This should tell you everything you need to know about this heretical sect of Satanic ritualism.

30 comments

old comment by Elvis is King

I am a conservative truth teller. I know not of this DJS, and I am James Wilson, former sysop on Conservapedia. I am Independent Baptist, which is neither Catholic nor Protestant, because we have been around since John the Baptist, and we are not protesting the Catholic "Church" because we were never part of it.

A few notes:

I seriously never gave anyone my permission to repost my highly educational and thoroughly researched content. Chicken Boy, if it was you, remember that I know the truth about libertarianism, or more accurately, libertinism.

The King James Bible is the only preserved version of the Word of God, as all subsequent versions have been corrupted by the Vatican and contain various forms of popery.

Robin Williams is a hardly glowing recommendation, because he was a homosexual cross dressing demon possessed person who committed suicide because he was quite unhappy living a life of excess and Hollywood values. Also, Taylor Swift was raised Episcopalian, and we all know how reprehensible and deplorable her behaviors are.

old comment by Kuyohashi

@Elvis has Left The Building, aka David

Except you are "protesting" the Catholic Church, because you follow that degenerate heathen Martin Luther. Oh, sure
you'd say John Smyth, or Thomas Helwys maybe, but they were apostates who broke established church canon and followed the demon Luther and his mass-murdering lackey Jean Calvin down the wide road to perdition.

Sorry, David, but Jesus put Peter in charge of the church, made him the first pope, which makes Roman Catholicism the one true faith. Which means you and the rest of your watersports-playing coven of heathens, pagans, and witches can expect a warm destination when you finally shuffle off this mortal coil.

And Robin Williams' three kids and multiple marriages to several women, as well as the utter absence of any homosexual acts on his part, kinda put a dent in your bullshit proclamation that he was gay. He played gay characters, and he played a character who crossdressed for somewhat contrived but in no way sexual reasons, but that doesn't make him gay or a crossdressed, anymore than Tom Hanks starring in Apollo 13 makes him an astronaut. It's called pretend, David, you'd think a grown man with an imaginary friend would understand that.

And finally, David we don't need your permission to repost your insanity. You put it on the internet, where any person can copy it, paste it, repost it, or even set it to music, should they so desire. Don't like that? Then don't post it. It's that simple. Just keep your madness in your head, and nobody will ever spread it around to show the world how nucking futs you really are.

David.

old comment by Elvis is King

I'm still not protesting the Catholic "Church" because the Baptist church was never a part of utter popery. By your definition, wouldn't Eastern Orthodox be a Protestant denomination? Absolutely absurd! Much like Eastern Orthodox, the Baptist church is free from popery and Martin Luther.

There is no justification for a pope in the Bible, nor praying to saints because there's one mediator between God and man and that's the Lord Jesus Christ (I Timothy 2:5)

Robin Williams was a troubled soul, and that demon church most certainly didn't help him out at all otherwise he'd still be here, and playing a homosexual in a film isn't any better than actually being one.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@James Wilson

The King James Bible is the only preserved version of the Word of God

...so the answers are 'Yes' and 'Yes'. And in that order? Well then. For starters:

1-

Guess who's buried & memorialised in Westminster Abbey, the central place of worship of the Church of England. And someone, who - prior to his discoveries & he becoming an Agnostic - was in training to join the clergy of the C-of-E in his early years.

2- As per Queen Elizabeth II today, and King George III in the past (who you lot had that slight kerfuffle against: because you thought you were too good for a state* religion) guess who was head of the Church of England: King James I.

You know the importance of that name only too well. Your very religion depends on it. 'Degenerate behaviors as allowing same-sex "marriages,"', you say? Well, I've got news for ya: The authoriser of your precious KJV was as gay as they come.

http://rictornorton.co.uk/jamesi.htm

So no fucking wonder then, that the Church of England clergy peers in the House of Lords here in the UK dropped their opposition to S-SM, thus the 2013 Marriage (Same-Sex Couples) Act was rubber-stamped by MPs in Parliament & entered the statute book: said peers realised the more than infinite hypocrisy in their opposing such.

For the one who gave them the very basis of their religion was gay too.

'Degenerate' king, degenerate Bible, therefore degenerate God. [/David & Jonathan]

Trying to argue the toss against someone of the same nationality as the past monarch who gave you your precious KJV was your first mistake. You've walked right into the argumental Claymore mine array of your own - albeit subconscious - making, which you placed there yourself. You followed my plan to the letter. You danced to my tune, little fundie retard. Oh, and I'm afraid that any 'King James I wasn't gay' denials by you or any other fundie not allowed. The secular historical evidence proves that fact. You don't have the right to deny it, nor think otherwise.

3- ?????

4- You FAIL. But then, that's what happens when you Did Not Do The Research.

And we Atheists have. That's why we eternally win.

*- That 'War of Independence': and against whom, and what he was head of.

So I guess you won't want your country to be a Christian nation (despite fundies' demands in recent years for right-wing fundamentalist Christainity to be the only one allowed in the US): purely a secular one as per the Founding Fathers' insistence in a certain 'Goddamn Piece of Paper' that they drew up, on an Establishment Clause: in which a state religion is forbidden: thus your country isn't allowed to be a Christian one; 'Separation of Church and State' means exactly that: the government can't tell people who and how to worship, the likes of you don't have the fucking right to tell the government how to run the country. Otherwise, there was no point to that 'War of Independence', and you can proceed to hand over the keys of the White House to Queen Elizabeth II, thus President Theresa May, the Capitol Building becomes Parliament II, the Union Flag flies above the White House, it's Pounds instead of Dollars, 'God Save the Queen' instead of the 'Star Spangled Banner', and a certain ship becomes HMS Nimitz. That's the price you must pay for wanting Christianity to be the only religion allowed in your country, I'm afraid.

Because once you start straying beyond the doors of your 'churches' etc and start thinking you have the right to have ideas above your stations, then the IRS can waltz into your 'churches' etc and start demanding fundie Christainity's rather sizeable chunk of the nearly $17 quadrillion in back-taxes owed by Christianity in the US since 1776. In the case of right-wing fundamentalist Christainity, untold trillions.

So y'see, your government owns God. And they have more than every right in the world to seize his bitch arse at any time: and there's less than fuck all you can do about it. Except for all you fundies to STFU in perpetuity

No Taxee, No Opinionee.

Oh, and I'll leave you with this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Cathedral

Denomination: Reformed Church in America (19812012) Roman Catholic (since 2012)

'Until 2013, the building had been the principal place of worship for Crystal Cathedral Ministries, a congregation of the Reformed Church in America founded in 1955 by Robert H. Schuller. Crystal Cathedral Ministries filed for bankruptcy in October 2010 and in February 2012 sold the building and its adjacent campus to the Roman Catholic Diocese of Orange for use as the diocese's new cathedral. The building, especially the interior, is currently being renovated to accommodate the Roman Catholic liturgy and is due to re-open in 2017, at which time it is expected to be consecrated and formally renamed Christ Cathedral and become the seat of the Diocese of Orange'

'On June 9, 2012, the diocese announced that the new parish would be known as "Christ Cathedral" when it becomes the diocese's new cathedral, and that Fr. Christopher Smith will be its episcopal vicar'

It's 2017.

Unless you voted for Hillary Clinton last year, I wonder what your thoughts are on your current Retard-in-Chief's choice of VP: certainly his religion...?!

Your God-Emperor of the Protestant & KJV-onlyist Religious Reich Ronnie Raygun must be turning in his grave, eh? If you don't worship Raygun, you can prove that fact: remove his image from your pissant little Andy Schaftafly-esque vanity project of a 'Wiki'. (Oh, and newsflash: Andy Schaftafly is a Catholic)

Every second you don't, you're admitting that your Abrahamic 'God' isn't your choice of deity to worship. And isn't your J-boy the only 'King'? Elvis Presley was no monarch: merely a singer. Otherwise, why rely on that which was authorised by King James I? You're therefore admitting that this British monarch & past head of the Church of England is superior to your 'God'.

Enjoy your MC Escher-esque multi-dimensional paradox, Jimmy-boy.

old comment by SpukiKitty

@Anon-e-moose
YOU ARE AWESOME, MY FRIEND.
The "Crystal Cathedral" is now becoming a real Cathedral! Cool!

With all of my defending of "Real Christianity", I sometimes think I should be a ChristoPagan and see Christianity as an Interfaith religion.

It's got it all, really: Judaism, Zoroastranism, Classical Mystery Religions, Kemetism (Ancient Egyptian), Dharmic (Vedic, Buddhist, etc.), Pagan, etc.

I also am getting a big affinity for the Episcopalian Church. Perhaps I'll join it, someday.

Eeyup; Me as a Progressive, Non-Literalist, Strictly Nazarene Testament, Esoteric & Exoteric, Quasi-Gnostic, ChristoPagan, Lefty Christian.

It's the urge to reclaim! Religion isn't going away any time soon and it is a great force of social/human change (for good or ill)! Jesus was awesome and if Christendom had actually stuck with the message for the past two millennia the world may actually have turned out for the better as far as peace, humanitarianism, egalitarianism, etc.

Apart from a few questionable moments and statements, Jesus was a Progressive, Peacenik, Feminist, Social Justice guy.

It doesn't matter if the Gospels are 100% historical or not....it's the message that counts. Jesus represents an aspect of the Higher Power. I'm certain certain aspects were based on actual people and events even if the names were changed and details exaggerated or made up.

There are Pagan Revivals religions popping up but I doubt they see their myths as historical events....However; They believe in the message and the Deities depicted.

The Progressives and Non-Literalists need to reclaim the religions from the Frummies and Demiurgists and to disregard any scripture that is Demiurgic as a corrupt human fabrication.

The Devil/Demiurge is within....not an actual entity and Deity is All-That-Is in the Pantheistic sense.

Gehenna is not eternal. Damnation is temporary. All will be forgiven and saved and Jesus made it easier to wipe away one's Karmic Demerits (hence that 'sin atonement' thing).

Purgatory is the "Life Review" every soul gets upon death, not some "Mini-Gehenna" for good people.

Bring back THE ANDROGYNOUS GODHEAD OF LOVE! OUR MOTHER-FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN....AND EARTH!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

Little Jimmy's pissant little 'Wiki':

http://conservatism.referata.com/wiki/Category:All

With the emph-ass-is on the little.

Here is a Wiki with far more pages:

http://seikai.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

And this relates to a rather obscure manga/light novel series & the visual offshoot of such.

When an anime series - certainly an obscure one - has far more credibility as an information source than that created as a subjective sub-Conservapoodia vanity project: and by a former sysop of one created purely as a vanity project by someone butthurt at what is now the definitive online information source because it was purely objective (but then, Reality has a liberal bias, don't forget!), then unless Jimmy-boy starts being objective himself in what is put in that pissant little 'Wiki' - certainly not Americentric, and especially make politically neutral - then that's all it'll ever be: a laughable little biased vanity project.

Where is the bias in a Wiki based on a fictional scenario, Jimbo? Why don't you include articles on "Banner/Crest of the Stars"? The Abh? Their language Baronh: an artificial one created specifically for this scenario, just as Klingon was for "Star Trek"? Their ships? Their politics & interstellar policies? Wikipedia has an entry on "B/CotS", so what's your excuse?

Because if you don't, you'll be admitting that yours is far worse than that vanity project by the Catholic Andy Schaftafly. Certainly far more laughable & pathetic: a rich source of material for snark by the commenters here.

Do you see any quotes here from Wikipedia, Ellie...?!

Moral: Those who don't want their beliefs laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

Not seeing any quotes in FSTDT via that "Banner/Crest of the Stars" Wiki, Jimmy-boy. Or from the Church of England. Or Quakers. Or Unitarian Universalists.

Or Taylor Swift.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

God can inspire ungodly people

...therefore Gay king, thus Gay Bible, therefore Gay God, Ellie. Thank you for triggering another argumental Claymore mine: which you placed there originally.

...and further proof of Dunning-Kruger via the OP, o @#2039370.

Still not seeing any quotes here in FSTDT from that "Banner/Crest of the Stars" Wiki, Jimmy.

I for one welcome our new Abh overlords. But then, as they did with their human creators...:

...via an exploit in Queen James' King James BuyBull, 'tis a fact that his 'God' has either fucked off never to return - thus explaining the lack of any actual evidence of the existence of the fundies; 'God' - or we mere mortals are like the Abh: As those space elves - created by humans - became superior to their creators, we've made Jimmy's God our bitch via the modern-day Iron Chariot, as per the above God-Killer Challenger II: the evolution of what was invented by we Brits in WWI.

The above. Jimmy's own country's M1 Abrams. France's Leclercs. Germany's Leopard IIs. Israel's Merkavas [/Irony]. Russia's T-90s. China's Type 99s. North Korea's Pokpung Hos.

Judges 1:19. In his QJV.

The above Challenger II. Also, this Abbot Self-propelled Gun. Owned by an LGBT rights group in London:

What happened, re. those C-of-E peers in Parliament, thus the 2013 Marriage (Same-Sex Couples) Act; Romans 13:1-5 (QJV) and all that jazz. So indeed: In Soviet Britain, God worships you.

We've ultimately made him our bitch. We are superior to him.

As the Abh are to humanity, we are to your 'God', little Jimmy. The creation is now superior to the creator.

(*Pats Ellie on head*)

Now you go back to your pissant little 'Wiki' - with less pages than that "B/CotS" one - little boy, the adults are talking.

God can inspire ungodly people

Therefore thank you for further admitting that we Atheists are right: via your Not Doing The Research, you yourself have proved that your God is Gay.

To borrow from Douglas Adams, 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and vanishes in a puff of hypocrisy-based contradiction. [/Leviticus 20:13, David and Jonathan]

Considering the now proven ultimate hyper-hypocrite - and now inferior - deity, is it any wonder that another Jonathan - as in Edwards - decided that one could be a good person without God...?!