We track everyone, and we do it in a number of award winning, innovative ways. We have volunteers hiding in the bushes outside almost every American pre-natal slaughter house, and we troll records "legally" obtained from medical workers in these facilities who have since found the Lord (or whom always had the Lord, but only decided to deliver "borrowed" records to us after the fact.
If you’ve had an abortion, even if you used a fake name, the odds are nearly certain that your name appears within our records. Even if you had the abortion prior to the Roe v. Wade ruling, whether illegally or in another country, we almost certainly have your name in our database.
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If you’ve had an abortion, even if you used a fake name, the odds are nearly certain that your name appears within our records.
Does that include all of the anti-abortionists who have had abortions ? Or are they removed from your database? Just curious, because I'm sure it would be very embarrassing to your cause if someone cross-referenced the names in your records with some other records of anti-abortionists to find all of the hypocrites.
You know, it really surprises me that these people haven't been brought up on all sorts of charges for invasion of privacy and theft of personal information.
Anyone want to tip off the authorities about these people? They pretty much say themselves that what they're doing is illegal.
Ah, If you can't convince people you can always try to scare them.
I call Big Brother for Jeebus an an big load of FUD
I'm pretty sure the site is fake and that they're just trying to scam some money out of christian freaks, which I heartily approve of.
And yes, I visited it to see if my partner was listed. If I had found her, we would be getting a lawyer.
BTW, for the record, it was before I met her.
Surely this must be illegal?
Edit:
@xander8 I just had a look on the website and I'm also now sure it's a scam to get money. Did you see the bit at the bottom which said if you feel your name has been added incorrectly, send a letter from your minister and a cheque for $3,998?
BULL
SHIT
Scare tactics. Grow up.
And, since what you're doing is totally illegal, as well as IMPOSSIBLE to accomplish due to the increase in security system, I will take it as bogus.
This nugget from the home page sounds like a parody:
But it’s still illegal in many states to bomb abortion clinics. AbortionTracker to the rescue! We are an organization that has agreed to back off the issue, for now. We still recognize murder for what it is, and we permit the rights of infidels to slaughter their babies until the government comes to its senses again.
@ Imroy
Epic page. Straight in the favourites. Really shows what 'Gods morals' do to people.
I think that this site came up the other day and after looking through it I was completely flabergasted. Until I saw the 'How to join section'. Must be a poe.
Our Gold membership, the most common, allows unlimited access to our database to pull first names and last initials, streets on which would-be mothers live, high resolution photographs, telephone numbers, and contact information. This is a one-year membership and allows unlimited profile views, bucket storage, sorting and prioritizing by personalized group folders, and only costs $8,979. BUY NOW
From their joining policy. None of that shit is legal and who is going to spend 9K on a bullshit site?
Although I highly doubt that they actually have as many names as they claim to have, or that their system of tracking women who have had abortions is anywhere near as advanced as they claim it is, the very fact that they'd even try to do something like this disgusts me.
Abortion Tracker is a parody site, taking the most fundamental tenets of anti-choicers (and let's not piss about, that stance is fundamentally anti-women) to the absolute extreme. That should be obvious, but it is scarily true of real anti's that even though they view women who would choose abortion as vile baby-murderin' whores, they are still keen to see such women be forced through pregnancy they do not want. To an enquiring mind, that begs the question: why would you want to force people you see as horrible - and have labelled as such - to raise the children whose innocence you so vehemently want to protect? Isn't that a little... illogical?
Which goes to show that it's not about saving teh baybeez and more about punishing women for having sex and enjoying it, without fear of popping yet another kid. The child is a punishment or "consequence" of sex. They dress it up as unintended pregnancy as a life-affirming experience to teach the slutty slut woman how to be a good person, but the insinuated message of unwanted pregnancy = punishment remains the same.
Hello, FBI? I'd like to report theft of medical records, breaking of HIPAA regulations, and invasion of privacy, among others...
Is it just me, or are some people here getting as bad as the fundies about being unable to tell the difference between humour and seriousness? I keep seeing obvious humour sites on here, and over half the people respond as if it were Bro Randy or Carico.
As has been said by many people, this is a humour site, and a damned funny one. $799 dollars for a basic SEVEN DAY membership? Come on people! Not even the most gullible Rapture Readian is going to fall for that like some people here!
I am sure it has been mentioned that this is a scare tatic or a way to make money off of fundies. There is no worldly way this site is able to obtain private medical records legally. There is also no possible way this site is able to obtain the number of records they claim to have aquired.
The creators of this site make claims that are impossible. You cannot obtain private medical records w/o consent of the patient, PERIOD. If you are obtaining them illegally, then this site would be shut down and the operators paying hefty fines or serving jail sentences. Finally, there was no way to track abortions that were not performed by medical staff in the USA before or after abortion was legalized, therefore you cannot claim to know who/how/when one was obtained or completed.
The mass of stupidity here is beyond me. Anyone buying it deserves to lose some cash or some pride.
I wonder, do you look for the rests of my menstruation too?, because I may have miscarriaged a baby, or taken the plan B pill, and you may not notice it(and neither would I).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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