Look, there’s only one solution. A bunch of us anti-gun types are going to have to arm ourselves, storm the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, VA, and make sure there are no survivors. This action might also require coordinated hits at remote sites, like Washington lobbyists. Then and only then will we see some legislative action on assault weapons. Have a nice day.
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It was a PROFESSOR who posted this. He's since deleted it and replaced it with some shitty poetry 'explaining' his actions.
He must be a self-styled individualist living in a world of his own, much like John C. Wright (although they presumably disagree on many things).
Bad taste joke as his poetic explanation indicates:
"Cursed with a lethal sense of humor, a wicked
What happened here in the UK after Dunblane in 1996.
Ballots before Bullets, to borrow from post-Good Friday Agreement Northern Ireland.
...oh, and not a single shot fired. Now go kill yourself with your precious guns, James Piss.
Hi; Edgar Allen X-Wing Pilot! That is THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY!
Also; VOTE PEOPLE!
Concerning the alleged rise of the Far-Right....remember....
* It's an illusion.
I remember something about those who fight monsters...
Aren't anti-gun types the ones saying that gun violence (or violence in general) is never the solution? Regardless your thoughts on the sentiment, recanting it and resorting to the worst tactics you could accuse your opponents of (let alone that you are accused of by the false flag crowd one STDT over) is just insane. Not to mention counterproductive.
Even as a joke, the taste is Keystone Light poor.
I think he was going for something like, "First, we kill all the lawyers." Shakespeare, he ain't. Shakespeare wasn't serious either, BTW.
Also by the way, if you wait around long enough to make sure there are no survivors, you're going to get caught. Just lace the place with explosives on the way out, and hope for the best. :-)
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i hope this is a sarcastic dingbat, not a deranged one.
oh, it left behind poe try. i see what it did there.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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