Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..
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If all it takes to become a huge success in Hollywood is to be a homosexual, I need to look up that one guy back in University I was actually slightly attracted to.
But if Satan wanted as many souls as possible, wouldn't he be condemning homosexuality, condeming birth control, claim to be God's representative on Earth and set himself up in a city state and have everyone that comes to see him kiss his ring?
If God is All-Powerful, then how and why is Satan allowed to directly control a single thing? So much of Christianity is even blasphemous of itself.
WHY are you so worried about the homosexuals on TV? For Chrissakes, there are rapists, murderers, theives, pedophiles, and all other nature of truly horrible human beings about, and you think Satan's focusing on promoting gay men and THAT is detrimental to society. SCREW OFF, PLEASE.
So why didn't god get into the entertainment business and SAVE souls? Oh, right, I forgot he doesn't exist and neither does satan. It makes sense that god and satan would be in Hollywood, they could hang with Rambo, Jack Sparrow and Tyler Durden, they only exist in make-believe too.
One of the things fundies confuse worst is the status of Satan. He is a type of second in command and all the temptations mean NOTHING to God, according to the Bible. Satan doesn´t love homosexuals no more than others(they are not "underhuman" or "tools") and, there are people who use religious propaganda through the media. So, please, stop demagogy.
Fundies always blame Satan for stuff they don't like, while ignoring the question of why God allows it. It's part of their inconsistent, kindergarten Bible-story-comic book understanding of their own religion.
Satan loves homosexuals. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of...
I must say, having a romantic relationship with a demigod really does tend to advance your career prospects. Nothing like a little cronyism, eh?
Of course, God has taken cronyism to an art form; he lets people into paradise , but only if they suck his/his son's cock. He claims to hate homosexuality, yet is perfectly happy with me doing this to him/his son; what's a straight guy to do? Are all of the devine figures gay? Even the angels are all men!
I'm soooo going ancient Greek. They have hot female gods.
... i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow..
Satan is in favor of entertainment and information. God wants to limit entertainment and information. Yet, these people claim that God is the good one?
The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire.
"Furnace of Fire" sooooo sounds like an orgy.
Right, it wouldn't have anything to do with poeple who are accepting of free interpretations of art being by nature independant spirits... hold on... getting a call from my agent.
You're right satan does run hollywood
wow, satan goes for the gay guys. who would have known?
maybe that's why the whore of babylon feels shunned.
So, by your way of thinking, all Jewish people are homosexuals? Its a wonder how their bloodline has made it so long then, don't ya think?
Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, and Burt Reynolds (4 very conservative actors) are gay, huh?
News to me.
I've been thinking
With all the gays in hell - it's going to be a well tailored place
With all the civil rights lawyers in hell - it will be a just place
with all of the great thinkers of humanity in hell - it will be a well educated place
FUCK IT -- I'M PACKING MY BAGS FOR HELL!!!
And...ah...your God doesn't stop this because...?
Surely, if he was as set against this as he is, he'd do everything in his power (and seeing how he's omnipotent...) to make sure the gay lifestyle is as unappealing as possible. So one can assume:
Satan Is Lucifer, and lucifer means morningstar. I like morningstars, and are morningstars bad? And btw, In norway, we'er thiiiis close to get homosexual priest. Ahh this makes me more nationalistik. I love Norway!
So you're saying that satan is hiding in the form of propaganda? So, satan is everywhere right? :O just like God then, wow i should totally write a book on believing in satan and in 2000 years, have millions of followers =)
oh wait, that's kind of happening already isn't it, i mean with the amount of Christians's wanting to kill other people etc etc
These fundies just don't give God any credit, do they? According to them, Satan's pulling all the strings everywhere, while God's in heaven tweedling his thumbs or something..<br>
Satan loves fundies.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more fundies there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..
Truth hurts, doesn't it, shitface?!
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!
The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..
As opposed to, say, a Furnace of Water, or a Furnace of Adorable Kittens?
"Hello, Satan's Job Placement, how can I help you.. Oh, umhmm. Oh, you're gay? Great! We'll set you up right here in this spot as an actor. Sound good to you?"
Satan is imaginary just like your idea.
So all that about your "god" being "all-loving" is just bullshit then?
And one could shorten it to:
So all that about your "god" is just bullshit then?
Thanks for confirming that.
Confused?
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