The vaccine is introduced into the child, the child then grows and tries to find its own personality, and if this is inhibited by mercury or other substances present in the vaccine which enter the brain, the child becomes gay. The problem will especially be present in the next generations, because when gays have children, the children will carry along with them the DNA of their parent’s illness. Because homosexuality is a disease, even though the WHO has decided that it is not. Who cares! The reality is that it is so. Each vaccination produces homosexuality, because it prevents the formation of one’s personality. It is a microform of autism, if you will. You will see how many gays there will be in the next generation, it will be a disaster.
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So much fail, but the lying sack of crap will be believed by those who hear what they want to hear.
"Because homosexuality is a disease, even though the WHO has decided that it is not."
Every time somebody says, "Homosexuality is a disease!" Roger Daltrey smashes a guitar.
Mercury poisoning does not produce gayness. Although it makes you mad as a hatter so it does cause fundieness.
But none of this matters because mercury has not been used in vaccines in the US for some years.
So you did 3 fails in one.
No no no. That isn't how it works at all.
So far the best hypothesis seems to be more based around the idea of the hormones etc the child is exposed to in the womb.
Does this mean that there isn't a Gay Gene? Maybe. Perhaps outside input can have an effect, but it seems more likely that the genes of the mother are the ones that trigger the hormones the child is exposed to, so...
This is wrong on so many levels
Basic biology buddy :
OK, the "vaccines cause autism" urban legend was bad enough, now they're claiming that vaccines cause gayness. Next they'll be claiming that vaccines cause atheism.
Of course I'm guessing that it would be pointless to show them that the same rates of homosexuality occur in societies with or without childhood vaccinations.
So the Semitic people were giving vaccinations 4,000 years ago? Why is there no record of this? If vaccines cause homosexuality, and your god had to give instructions to the Israelites to kill homosexuals, then either there were vaccinations 4,000 years ago or your blabbering is complete and utter bullshit. I think it's the latter.
Whenever I see an unvaccinated child I want their parents charged with neglect.
Fuckers like this, I want lynched.
Argh, not this mercury bullshit again, as a person on the autistic spectrum, I really wish people would shut the fuck up about that bullshit.
Anti-vaccers piss me off, if they were just refusing to get booster shots for themselves it wouldn't bother me so much, but they cause suffering to their children with this stupidity.
The only reason there may be more gay people in the upcoming generations is that you assclowns will have died out, and hopefully your Loki spawn will either have grown a brain or simply won't have the power that zealots like you have today. Such would result in homosexuality not being such a big deal (As most proud members of the 21st century know it should be).
Autism is not sexual identity and homosexuality is not a neurological disorder.
Other than that, this pisses me off so much I don't know what to say.
wow, this is the stupidest thing I've seen all day.
1: regardless of what your paranoia says, modern medicine no longer employs mercury as a cure or in vaccines, and if any company would try to pull a stunt like that they'd get sued to oblivion.
I was vaccinated several times when I was a kid in the 70's. So was my three siblings, and all our cousins and second cousins. None of us, to my knowledge, turned out gay, nor autistic. We all have perfectly fine personalities.
When gays have children? Almost all gay people have heterosexual parents.
Wow, simultaneously fails to understand Biology, Sexuality, Vaccines, Personality, Reproduction, Autism, AND the Who.
Thats like saying that hydrogen in water makes people flammable. Pure mercury is not used in vaccines, its a component element in the molecular formula that forms the preservative. Even if it were pure mercury, the amount inside is far less than a tuna sandwich. So you should be going after consumption of fish before vaccines you dumb ass.
Not to mention the idea that mercury inhibits personality formation is laughable, let alone that personality formation itself has little to do with sexuality.
Thimerosal (the thing with mercury) has been removed from most, but not all, vaccines. It's used in one type of DTaP, one type of meningococcal, and a few types of flu vaccines, in trace amounts. Versions without thimerosal are available, for anyone who might be concerned.
More importantly, it's a different and less harmful kind of mercury (ehtylmercury) than the kind you can get from, say, eating fish (methylmercury), and it hasn't been linked to any problems, at least not in the extremely small amounts present in vaccines.
I was definitely expecting this to be about autism, though. This is a new one for me. I can't help but assume/hope they're kidding?
Vaccines turn children both autistic AND gay? And this is the first we've heard of it, Gian?
Go huff some paint thinner until you start to make sense, okay?
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