Mewtinigrad #fundie

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*Subject is shooting spree in Chicago park*

You people DO realize that most of these attacks are staged, right? They make some sob story about made up people who were shot by "an EVIL white guy with guns!", and then they use that as a good enough excuse to take our rights away. Now to get weapons, I have to go to some kind of test and prove my allegiance to the government. Not even kidding, I've been to those "background checks", and they're all designed to test whether or not you could be harboring antigovernment thoughts. It's kinda obvious, actually. You sheeple will believe anything.

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old comment by TB Tabby

First off, why would they keep doing it? Even after a shooting at an elementary school that killed dozens of children, even with the support of 90% of the public, Congress refused to enact background checks. I sincerely doubt they'll be motivated to do it after this.

Second, why would the government which controls the world's largest military force be afraid of you gun-toting rednecks? If they really are as evil and hell-bent on taking your guns as you claim, they could do it much more effectively via Predator drone. If they ever decide you and your stockpile of weapons are that big of a threat to them, your house will be a smoldering crater before you can say "WOLVERIIIIIIIINES!"

old comment by KittyKaboom

Idiots like you also believe the American government was behind the 911 attacks and staged the Marathon bombing and the attack on the Sikhs.

I've tried to figure out how anyone can believe any of that, how anyone can look at the events and people responsible and come to such an inane conclusion. In the end, after all of my research, which included careful perusal of right wing websites, the only determination I could make was this:

You fuckers are dumber than a bag of dogshit.

In fact, the only difference between you and the aforementioned bag is that unlike yourself, the dogshit could actually serve a purpose. Being fertilizer is better than serving no purpose at all.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

So I guess you'll be returning all those seized Katanas & guns to the families in Japan - as well as their JSDF being a full & independent armed forces, with the freedom to expand as they see fit - seeing as they're no longer '(Pearl) harbouring antiUS thoughts'.

...amirite, Mewlingrad? Because you wouldn't want to be seen as a hypocrite, re. other peoples' right to keep and bear arms, would you not; and their anti-gun legislation is far more draconian than that of my country, the UK (and way before Dunblane, too)...? [/hyper-paradox]

No 'background checks' required, thus no schools shot up. Because people in Japan aren't allowed to own guns in the first place. And all because of whom, with their sacred '2nd Amendment'...?!

old comment by SpukiKitty

There was another shooting?!

(Bear with me, I just woke up & this FSTDTs post is the first I've heard about it)

To Mr. Mewlinglad; You are a an idiot. These are not false flags, these are messed up people being messed up. The reason that it's happening much more is because said messed up people get tons of attention on the tube. Also, our mental health system is the pits, there's a stigma on mental illness, the economy's wacky, the jobs are scarce, the schools are crummy & people get angry & scared. Also, GUN LAWS ARE LAX.

Y'know, guys. I wonder if the Righties might be more open to dealing with this gun thing if we tackle it as a "mental health issue/mental health system reform" thing than a "gun control" thing. Hey, if these guys say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people", let's see if they stand by that assertion!

Finally, that saying "Guns don't kill people...." is correct to a point. The gun's a tool that can be used for the occasional hunting trip or for horrible war & murder. However, we progressives can reclaim that saying. When someone says that saying, we can respond "....Which is why we need stuff like permits & background checks, you wouldn't let a toddler drive a car, would you?"

old comment by pete

We start out with a nut bag conspiracy theory and, through stages, devolve into a pathetic lie. I suppose that this turd might be living somewhere that has unfamiliar laws but I'm pretty sure that one doesn't have to "go to" background checks. Furthermore, no new federal laws have been passed during the Obama Administration aside from the really idiotic expansion of gun rights so that frightened people can carry firearms in national parks. Even more further more; the suspects in the playground shooting in Chicago are African American. So?

My guess is that this turd is so paranoid that he hasn't even looked into what he would need to do to legally purchase a firearm and that he probably, rightly, thinks he would be denied because he can't help blathering about whatever Alex Jones said on the radio and/or he has a lengthy criminal record and/or a history of mental illness that would disqualify him from owning firearms.

BTW. If "antigovernment thoughts" disqualified one from possessing firearms then Alex Jones and Wayne LaPierre and those who share their insane views would not be allowed within miles of a firearm.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"You people DO realize that most of these attacks are staged, right? They make some sob story about made up people who were shot by "an EVIL white guy with guns!", and then they use that as a good enough excuse to take our rights away"

'Staged', eh?

I hate to break this to you, Mewlingrad, but what you see on WWE is staged too.

There's light-years of difference between what steroidal muscle marys do in the ring - with their practiced moves (and the 'neutral' ref being part of the act; who telegraphs moves in advance between the wrestlers, when he's 'telling them off'), to say nothing of the soap opera that is the 'storylines'; all part of the Pantomime for Rednecks that WWE is - and real life violence.

So again, I ask you, Mewlingrad: Why are there no 'shooting sprees' in, say, Harajuku in Tokyo on a Sunday, what with all the people there, in anime cosplay, Visual Kei, Punks, Gothic Lolita, and 50s-style American Rockabillys; the nearest thing to a weapon wielded by such being a switchblade comb...?!

old comment by Anon-e-moose

*Subject is shooting spree in Chicago park*

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What happened on Capitol Hill yesterday. A car can be a deadly weapon. There could have been explosives in that car, ready to be detonated once past any security cordons (PROTIP: Timothy McVeigh's van bomb outside the Alfred P. Murrah building in Oklahoma City, 1995). And as for that car's young occupant, can you say the words 'Human Shield'?

And all that, considering what's happening on Capitol Hill politically right now.

A driver's licence can be taken away from someone, if they are deemed unfit to drive, for any reason. To be able to drive is NOT a right, but a privilege that has to be EARNED via a driving test: A car ownership PRE-check.

I've always said that - along with the 'Theory' and 'Practical' - a third aspect should be added to the driving test: Psychological. Like I say: a car can be a weapon just as deadly as a gun.

You don't have the right to think that anything you claim is 'Staged', Mewlingrad.

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