(Commenting on ebil emails from her mother:)
Anyway, she is a very liberal, leftist, lesbian, pacifist, and unsaved person. Everything about her just repulses me. My problem is this. She sends me emails constantly about her candidate, Obama, and news articles about liberal crap, and most recently, she sent me an article about two lesbian women in her community getting "married" now that they can. I emailed her back and asked her why she thought I would remotely even be interested in that article. She emailed, and said that she thought I would be happy for her and her civil rights. ???
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Congratulations, your mother is a wiser, more moral, and all-round better person than you. You must be very proud.
"Anyway, she is a very liberal, leftist, lesbian, pacifist, and unsaved person."
First impression: your mom is cool.
You have mother issues.
Your daddy was absent, wasn't he?
Seems the "absent father" syndrome leads to rabid, mouth-frothing, religious whacko fundamentalism.
True family values, eh, "camelknees"? Obviously, it is gay marriage that destroys families, and not people who hate the gheyz and all who support them, like yourself...
Your mom sounds cool! Now, could you please tell your RR friends how annoying it is to be spammed with e-mails you disagree with, from your experience? And can you please find another way to differentiate yourself from your mother, one that doesn't involve denying others civil rights or ignoring your life in favor of an afterworld you have no proof of?
"She emailed, and said that she thought I would be happy for her and her civil rights"
Well, I am happy for her.
"Anyway, she is a very liberal, leftist, lesbian, pacifist, and unsaved person. Everything about her just repulses me."
Aside from the fact that A) you're supposed to hate the sin and love the sinner--which you clearly aren't doing, because you're "repulsed" and B) you're breaking the 5th Commandment by being repulsed by your mother...
What is it about pacifism that you find so repulsive?
At first, I thought you said your mom was unshaved ! I though "gross" but upon seeing the error of my ways, I have come to the conclusion that you are an ungrateful, selfish, cunt.
You are a complete embarrasment to your poor mother. All she ever did was give you life and love. Die in a fire, you ignorant piece of fucking shit. Humanity would be better off without the likes of you.
TheReligiousCommie: No, no, no, it's "Blessed be the cheese makers". Many people get the two confused, though I don't know why.
"she is a very liberal, leftist, lesbian, pacifist, and unsaved person."
I think camelnotgonnasaytoenotgonnasaytoeKNEE's mother is a pretty cool guy. Eh has the wrong gender for this meme and doesn't afraid of stupid children.
'liberal, leftist, lesbian, pacifist and unsaved person.'
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I like how this fundie seems to list pacifism as one thing to hate in a person. Usually these bastards don't admit to being warmongers.
pacifist is bad?
HUH?!?!
I wonder how much religious crap cameltoe sends to her mum? And she dare complains over what is most likely a few emails from mummy...
(oh and yeah, the mum sounds cool)
Honour thy father and thy mother.
There is no escape clause if they are Gay or Lesbian!
You are certainly not saved in breaking this commandment!
So, you admit you're a miserable bitch? There are plenty parentless people who would love a mother like yours. Stop being so damn ungrateful and whiny.
Katsuro, it's not "What's wrong with the world" it's "What's wrong with the selfish fucks on Rapture Ready".
At some point, someone, somewhere, decided that not wanting war is equivalent to being a pansy, and that wanting to protect the world that sustains you because you know you have a good thing going turned you into a tree-hugging fruitcup.
Somehow that jackass managed to spread his stupidity.
I can partially sympathize. My conservative friends send me lengthy screeds about prayer at football games. They just happen to miss the point of our Constitution and all.
very liberal, leftist, lesbian, pacifist , and unsaved person
Jesus hates people who hate violence?
I can actually relate. I have relatives who routinely send me retarded chainmails, hysterical messages about the imminent arrival of the Amero, even-more hysterical messages about how Obama is going to turn the United States into Soviet Union 2: Electric Boogaloo Any Day Now or how TEH GHEYS are going to make our children gay-marry their turtles, and articles from WND about how Obama is a Kenyan-born Communist Socialist Anarchist Extremist Black Supremacist Atheist Christian Muslim foreign agent. Or how Big Pharma is covering up the Real Cure for Cancer and how microwave ovens destroy all the vitamins in your food. And no amount of telling them that I don't want them anymore seems to sink in. So I can certainly see where you're coming from.
Confused?
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