Marriage is a bond of love and unifying sexual union. Two gays cannot have this, because there is no sexual union between two people, there is no procreation, or the sembelence thereof.
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Ehm... you mean "no sexual union between two people for the purpose of procreating." Saying homosexuals can't have a 'sexual union,' or get jiggy with it, as we wordly atheists often say, is like saying you can't peel a banana because it doesn't have skin like an orange
So, if no sexual union between two people for the purpose of procreating means that homosexuals cannot marry, does that mean infertile heterosexual people cannot marry? Sexual union for them will not produce a child.
Again, another fundie who fails to see that it's not homosexuals are nto the only couples who cannot have kids.
And sex is only for the purpose of breeding? Victorian values ftw!
Of course, Senor Boogie Woogie, you only have sex for procreation, right? Meaning you've never done it outside of marriage right? You've never done it drunk, right? You've never worn a condom, right? You've never done anal, right? You've never gotten a blowjob, right? You've never done any position other than missionary, right? You only do it through a sheet with a hole cut out, right?
“Marriage is a bond of love and unifying sexual union.”
"Two gays cannot have this, because there is no sexual union between two people, there is no procreation, or the sembelence thereof.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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