It isn't going to be long before people are allowed to marry whomever and whatever they want to. Someone will marry their dog, another will marry their frog, and another will marry their lamp. I wonder how long it will be before it is legal to marry your sister. People don't take the Bible and God's law seriously anymore. People think they should be able to do whatever they want and it doesn't matter. It's too bad that when they finally find out it does matter, it will be too late for them.
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"God's law", whatever you interpret that to be, belongs to those (and ONLY those) who freely choose that religion. But considering the number of variations of god's law, we are in no danger of reaching a consensus on the matter.
What makes you think they will stop at marriage? Soon, they'll be issuing driver's licenses to vacuum cleaners. Pinball machines will be able to get hunting licenses. Do you really want to come across an armed pinball machine in the woods? Maaaan, I'm digging my bunker now!
Another slippery slope that doesn't take INFORMED CONSENT into account.
Although since lamps do not have any feelings at all, if somebody wants to claim to be married to a lamp that's pretty much harmless. Just don't attempt to consummate that relationship while the lamp is turned on.
Someone will marry their dog, another will marry their frog, and another will marry their lamp.
Never going to happen. Aside from the obvious, dogs, frogs, and lamps can't sign paperwork.
"People don't take the Bible and God's law seriously anymore."
And you say that like it's a bad thing.
"People think"
You mean other than you, right?
You mean legal to marry your sister once again , right?
++"People think they should be able to do whatever they want and it doesn't matter."
And so long as they're not hurting anyone, they're absolutely correct in that belief.
"I wonder how long it will be before it is legal to marry your sister. "
You know, since Eve was cloned from Adam's rib, she was actually his genetic twin sister.
And according to you people, their "marriage" was created and ordained by God himself, so...
@ #1821457
Pinball machines will be able to get hunting licenses. Do you really want to come across an armed pinball machine in the woods?
Pinball machines would make lousy hunters, what with all that dinging and other sound effects they make.
People think they should be able to do whatever they want and it doesn't matter.
So long as nobody gets hurt, that's correct.
Let that concept eat away at you from the inside till you go mad from the internal conflict between your fundamentalist bullshit and actual civil rights.
I was disappointed she went from "dog" to "frog" to "lamp". Should have kept the rhyming up, like a fundie Dr. Seuss.
Someone will marry a dog
(that's about all I can come up with...lol)
@ KingOfRhye
They'll divorce the frog and marry the dog, then have a snog, get bent over a log, swap wives with a hag and a hog in Gangbang Bog during an orgy in the fog at the stroke of twelve they'll all grind cogs and post the pictures to their blogs while blacked out on rum or grog to find when they wake sogged and soaked and waterlogged.
... I must never write a children's book.
"and another will marry their lamp"
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Whilst one of his (trade) 'fetishes' is industrial lighting, but Drew Pritchard is already happily married to Rebecca, thanks. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
And your 'God' had no problem with a certain someone in the Bible having sex with his daughters , so I guess you Lot have that already covered. (Pun may or may not be intended)
@KingOfRhye, Passerby (who are poets and they don't know it!)
Then someone eats some [i]Glue[/i]lash , and ends up stuck on the bog ! X3
I wonder how long it will be before it is legal to marry your sister.
Look south of the Mason-Dixon line, though NotaReptile claims they may have moved out of the 19th century by now. I can't say since I haven't been there since 1970, when "The Wawa" was still going on.
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and another will marry their lamp.
Hmm, is it a magic lamp?
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@ anti-nonsense
Wouldn't it have to be turned on ? Else it might be rape...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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