I challenge you guys to test my faith into God. I debate you guys. I used to baseball, if it wasn't for god, I will still be 5'9 throw 58mph. I'm 6'0 throw 92mph.
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Oh fark! I was thinking this about that excellent 'satire' (sadly it was genuine) where someone aged 8 saw a nudie pic and blamed that on their lustful thoughts about women when they hit puberty and for the next 20 years.
MySQL doesn't scramble things per se, but all of the "'" characters were really some really strange unicode character (the original poster was probably using a foreign keyboard). The bug is documented here:http://bugs.mysql.com/bug.php?id=16905
If I copy and paste the whole rant here, the text becomes unreadable:
>> Evolution makes no sense at all. I just donft see how any intelligent person could believe such nonsense. I mean, have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra? No! Other than the most basic skills (which a dog can also be taught), an ape does not have the capacity to learn anywhere near the human level. Apes are dumb! You can say a dog is smart (and it might be), but it canft logic like a human being can.
How can pro homo sphiens. To today stardards, pre man will be mentally retarded. I donft believen UFOfs, I donft believen BIG FOOT. I donft believe my Ancestors were stupid not so bright apes.
Evolutionists have their entire lives and reputations resting upon Darwinfs theory. Theyfre committed to their religion, just as any true Christian is committed to his. If an evolutionist changes his views, then he denies and forsakes his fellow scientists and former educators. He becomes a gblack sheep,h loses his job, his reputation, and his social standing. Since he has studied and worked his entire life to get where he is, he isnft about to throw it all away. So the committed evolutionist chooses to strive harder and harder in his effort to disprove the Genesis account. He will ignore all facts which support Special Creation. He is not open to anything other than gevidenceh to prove his theory. All evidence which proves CONTRARY to his theory is discarded and ignored.
Guysc Do you watch the Discovery Channel??? Do you believen everything they say 100% on TV.
Do you guys believen Wade cook, Don Lapre, Kevin Trudeau, Russ Whitney???? No those guys are cons. FTC always knocking on their doors.
No offense, but that is what I think about evolutionc.. A SCAM!!!!!!!! A dumb retarded APE you ancestor..
Do you believen Santa Claus????? No!!!!!!! Believn Easter Bunny??? No!!!
Science is the study of and its real real hard in mordern days to believen GOD with mordern Technology like THE TV!!!!!!
This FAKE FAKE TV EVANGLISTS who live off tax free donations.
Modern Science and technology overshadows Jesus Christ.
Do you believe Barry Bonds took steriods when two San Francisco journalists investigated on 200 sourses of steriod use???? Sources are strong but Barry Bonds pass every test and admitted unknownly taking the CREAM and The Clear from Victor Conte..
Make some sensec Science IS MAN MADE!!!!!!! MAN MADE UP ALIENSc THEY WONfT TALKING ABOUT ALIENS IN THE 1930Sccc If man didnft go to spacec. They wouldnft make up that BS!!!!
gBeing born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.h -1st Peter 1:23
I challenge you guys to test my faith into God. I debate you guys. I used to baseball, if it wasnft for god, I will still be 59 throw 58mph. Ifm 60 throw 92mph. <<
Too bad, its such a great rant that is ruined by something as mundane as character error.
I can probably find a fix for this problem by using Server.HTMLEncode(text) before inserting records into the database, but I'm quite busy at the moment and will work on the problem another time.
Yahweh, I understand the problem with posting the whole rant, but could you please include the "Like the bible says, thou shall love thy neighbour and hate thy enemy" line as a separate post?
"I challenge you guys to test my faith into God. I debate you guys. I used to baseball, if it wasn't for god, I will still be 5'9 throw 58mph. I'm 6'0 throw 92mph."
Dear Jordan King,
If God was growing him tall and strong, why didn't He make him impressively so? I mean, six foot zero is tallish, but not in any way remarkable.
Since when is "baseball" a verb?!?
Oh, just my kind of debating!!
What I like is that
"You have to be a jackass to be evolution."
is followed by
"Do you think man used to be a hairy, ugly, ILLITERATE not so bright monkey lookin motherfucker"
(Caps mine)
Beisbol bee' beddy beddy goo' to joo.
"Used to baseball" now throws 34 mph faster
I don't baseball at all. I wonder how slow and short I'd be if I did.
You wouldn't last five seconds against, say, the English, Australian, South African, Indian & Pakistani Cricket teams.
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'Owzat!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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