Remember, Jesus quoted scripture. Satan quoted scripture. This establishes that a physical book contained words that came directly from God.
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Wolight: Satan quoted Scripture during his attempts to tempt Jesus out in the desert. And judging by your translation, he does a better job of it than Jesus.memorize the Scriptures if they wanted to. Of course Jesus and Satan could both quote it.
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Remember, Jesus quoted scripture. If Jesus was a first century Jew, one would expect that he quote scripture.
Satan quoted scripture.
In the fable, one would expect that the arch enemy of the power of good would quote from the power of good.
This establishes that a physical book contained words that came directly from God.
This establishes that you have no clue how to logically draw a conclusion from premises.
Yes, and some of the "scriptures" quoted in the bible are not in the bible anywhere else. Hmmmm.
By this way of thinking, every word in the National Enquirer is true.
Joe - Yeah, I read it. It was almost believable, until I did a 'whois'. He was smart enough to use Domains By Proxy, so I have a hard time believing he's stupid enough to not know just how flawed that particle physics analogy is. After all, how could he not think of the strong atomic force? It's a force strong enough to bind multiple like-charged particles. If positive charges couldn't be attracted to each other, we wouldn't have any elements more complicated than hydrogen.
except the letters of Paul were written by Paul.
and the bible was not written when Jesus wwas around.
and Satan would never quote scriptire.
The facts are wrong. Even if they were not, the circular logic earns a big fat Fail.
So much fail in such a short post. It must be some kind of gift.
How...how could Satan quote scripture....
wouldn't he have to read the Bible? Can he do that? Wouldn't the Word of God, I dunno, kablooey his head to bits?
Remember, Jesus quoted scripture. Satan quoted scripture.
So they were the same religion?
Related/brothers?
Like minded, like two peas in a pod?
Both made up, like the book they appear in?
Was the Bible written down when Jesus lived?
As most people at that time didn't have any books, they were fairly good at memorizing stories; everybody was quoting everything back then. Doesn't mean that they remembered it perfectly...
What does this have to do with Homosexuality Explained? Doe it need explaining?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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