andriodvageta #fundie emmatheemo.wordpress.com

Every guy I know would tell you that they would TOTALLY have sex with an underage girl if they could. Why? Because they’re hot.

Look, I think a lot of the people that are all up in arms about this topic are so because they have no EXPERIENCE with being sexually active with girls. No no no—I’m not banging a 13 year old here—I promise. However, what I can say is that I HAVE banged 13 year old’s when it was legal for me to do so.

What have I learned from this?

Well for starters, 13 year old girls have awesome EVERYTHING. They have great perky breasts, beautiful flawless skin, nice tight asses—pretty much tight and perky everything. Also, they have GREAT—uhhh—”sexual organs”. Still slightly underdeveloped. Small, fresh, tidy.

NOW—granted—they aren’t as mature or experienced as older women but let’s face it, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how to ride the D or bend over.

I say all this to prove my point. I can look at a 13 year old and find her attractive or even sexy NOT because it’s natural (which is part of it and I totally think is a “thing”—it’s evolution, baby!) but because I KNOW what they have to offer me sexually. I know that her vag would feel amazing. I know that you could bounce a cinder block off her breasts.

It doesn’t help either that I just am naturally attractive to petite women in general.

So yeah—point of the story is that if you’ve HAD it, there’s NO WAY you wouldn’t still WANT it. I just don’t believe it.

But in the end I have grown. I’ve seen and done many a thing and have learned how fragile the mind is—especially at a younger age (I do a lot of religious studying and—those poor children—). So therefor, I can say that IF given the chance I probably wouldn’t do it. In the end though I can definitely say that I love to look!

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