Go Along to Get Along #fundie

Go Along to Get Along #fundie wnd.com

female demoncrats now must emasculate all males
don't let them do it to you
cut down a tree and kill something once a week to keep your testosterone up
don't drink tap or bottled water - find a spring or dig a well barehanded
don't eat GMO - don't watch espn and stay off that couch!
join a gym or dojo where you hit each other
Say things like "that Hillary needs to get them pants off and cook supper heh-heh"
BE
A
MAN

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old comment by FundieVision Inc

Your definition of manhood is lacking in my eyes, and I think it needs to be corrected quickly before someone sees the trash you peddle and takes it seriously.

So, let's get down to business.

Manhood is kindness, compassion, and empathy.

Manhood is hard-work, discipline, focus, and responsibility.

Manhood is a sense of purpose, passion, and direction in all things.

Manhood is integrity, honesty, and doing the right thing whenever possible.

Being a man is honor, loyalty, and caring for your loved ones until your dying day.

Manhood is character and values, and I'm afraid you seem to lack character, and have no values.

You encourage violence, promote misogny, and to be perfectly blunt promote a narrow and rigid definition of what it means to be a man.

(I'm well aware this list applies to women equally, but am using it in a narrow context. No offense meant ladies! ;) )

old comment by Dizzy Dripping

"female demoncrats now must emasculate all males"

Because if a woman isn't willing to suck your dick, she must be wishing to cut it off.

"cut down a tree and kill something once a week to keep your testosterone up"

I have an idea why these hyper-masculine and hyper-conservative types don't seem to like caring for the planet (aside from apathy and greed that is)and see it as something feminine. After all, isn't caring for your home (whether your house or planet Earth) something that women are supposed to do?

"don't drink tap or bottled water - find a spring or dig a well barehanded"

Let's hope that you don't live in the middle of the desert or the city. And let's hope that its not too polluted either. (Or is that more of that girly environmental gunk?) Not all water sources are fit for drinking from. I for one wouldn't drink out of the local beck if you paid me. (Seriously the beck smells of sewage and has hydrogen bubbles coming out of it.)

"don't eat GMO - don't watch espn and stay off that couch!"

Okay, apart from the GMO bit, we could all do with more exercise- unless of course you have a mobility impairment that limits your ability to do that. Guess disabled men can't be real men.

"join a gym or dojo where you hit each other"

Don't martial arts and sports require both physical and mental discipline. I doubt this guy has got either of those attributes so- heck, if you want to go for it man, go for it. It might do your body some good.

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