"One nation under god"
do you know what it is?
thats right - America.
so you have no place in one nation under god, you have a place in one nation under satan or ocullt biology LOL
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One nation under god,,,,,, but who said it was YOUR god, Evans?
Guess any American who lived before the 1950s didn't matter. Like, say, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington,...
One nation under god"
do you know what it is?
A fascistic theocracy? A living nightmare? I know, I know! It's "A slice of my own personal Hell"!
so you have no place in one nation under god...
Your mom would miss me.
...you have a place in one nation under satan or ocullt biology LOL
My favorite place is "inside your wife". Would you pass me the handi-wipes please?
One nation, under the sky.
That's all it is - deal with it.
And what the hell is occult biology??
From "The Pledge of Allegiance: A short history":
Francis Bellamy (1855 - 1931), a Baptist minister, wrote the original Pledge in August 1892.... His original Pledge read as follows: 'I pledge allegiance to my Flag and (to*) the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.'
...In 1954, Congress after a campaign by the Knights of Columbus, added the words, 'under God,' to the Pledge. The Pledge was now both a patriotic oath and a public prayer.
Here is the link.
Learn something.
http://history.vineyard.net/pledge.htm
Occult biology is never taught in public school.
There are two potential meanings of the word occult here.
One is "involving, using or dealing with that which is magical, mystical or supernatural". I defy you to find anything in Biology that is "magical, mystical or supernatural". Go the fuck on.
Another is "secret, hidden or esoteric", which, if it's taught in public schools, is BY DEFINITION untrue. So you fail there, too.
Oh, wait, there's another definition: "beyond ordinary understanding". If the level of understanding displayed by you and your ilk is what passes for ordinary, I fear for the future of this planet.
ToT, McCarthy, Ocult Biology is your own fantasy, etc.
P.S. You're the one who'd fit better under Satan seeing as you believe in him.
My prayer: Dear God, hey, you're great...but I was thinking, you know, I am always in the "under" position...ya think maybe for some variation and new life in our relationship that we can try switching positions once in a while?
No, no...it has nothing to do with performance...really...you're the best, babe...you saved me...it's just I hate always having to sleep in the wet spot.
Amen.
new pledge: I pledge my loyalty to eradicate fundies in the name of Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth, and Dagon. They will be satisfied with blood sacrifices.
They shouldn't mind, since it's a religious killing.
it worries me that the most powerful nation on earth - ostensibly democratic and "liberal" (very small "L" there) has people like this who can influence things.
I read that McCall is drifting fundiwards, I hear Obama going butch on the middle East. I worry that the US will become even more detached from the Western Europe whence its fundamental ethos sprang
["One nation under god" do you know what it is? thats right - America.]
Wrong. "Under God" was added by Congress in 1954 under pressure from the Knights of Columbus.
[so you have no place in one nation under god, you have a place in one nation under satan or ocullt biology LOL]
You have no place saying who does or doesn't belong in this country, you self-righteous hypocrite.
Occult Biology? Satan? Why don't you go actually learn a thing or two about the things you feel compelled to comment on? You'll come across as less of a moron.
BTW--When you write, "God" is supposed to be capitalized. Just thought you should know. LOL
"ocullt biology" would be eye of newt, tail of salamander, all that boil, bubble, toil and trouble stuff right?
America nor any other nation right now (including Zionist Israel) is under God....God just temporaily allows them to just exist under his permissive will. America never was a Divine Government. Only Pre-Babylonian Exile Old Testament Israel was the divine government. Although I dont agree with Atheists on their stand on no afterlife, no supernatrual, no absolute morals and no God...But Im with them on rejecting the 'America was founded by Christians Theory'. The Facts say otherwise. Sorry, Evans but your in a world a hurt unless you just blindly believe it
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