Tell it to the judge, Chrissy. Considering how your butthurt about Roe vs. Wade has politically availed you naught for 40 years, the only possible way you could repeal such - and thus get your way, re. DOMA etc (DADT, Prop. 8) - is to tear up that nasty US Constitution.
...but therefore make it open season on you & ALL your right-wing Fundamentalist Christain ilk, seeing as that same Constitution is the only thing protecting you & your religion's very right to exist.
Oh, and no Constitution, no 2nd Amendment, giving you the legal right to have those guns you love to hump even more than your Bibles, o right-wing fundamentalists. [/hyper-paradox]
Catch-22 can be such a cruel bitch when she wants to be, eh? Romans 13:1-7, and all that jazz; you lot never had any problem following that to the letter when you had your previous God Emperors Dumbya & Raygun, did you...?!
Like I say: Romans 13:1-7. Now, start conforming - and worshipping Obama & obeying everything he says as if 'twere Holy Writ (as per Dumbya & Raygun previously) - or DIE.
@Vlad III (emph-ass-is added):
"I teach my children the biological fact ['snerk!'] that nature, through sexual reproduction, mandates that male-female attraction is correct, and others are incorrect. That right trumps yours to play silly little pretend marriage games.
[/Darth Vader] All too easy:
(*Presses Tannoy microphone button*):
Paging SpukiKitty. SpukiKitty, please go to Argument Annihilation Room 5, as a patient is waiting. And please bring pictures of homosexuality in Nature with you. >:D
...and I'll ready my medieval 'K-niggets' costume, practice my outrageous French accent, and trump in his (& his 'argument's) general direction! [/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"] X3