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As His post on the frontline in Berlin—despite the most heroic and superhuman effort—was being overrun by Bolshevik hordes, the Führer chose to perform one last, symbolic act of defiance against the powers of darkness: He elected to stand in faithful solidarity with those thousands of Heroes who had already fallen in the struggle for a new and better world.

His physical body was then consigned to the flames, since which time—all rumors and false reports to the contrary—no man has again seen Him in the flesh, nor has any trace of Him been found. In so doing, He fulfilled the will Higher Destiny, which had decreed that no human hand should ever touch Him in the accomplishment of His mission.

Before His departure, Adolf Hitler uttered these prophetic words: “It is necessary that I should die for my people; but my spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right.”

Yes, Adolf Hitler did die. But the good news is that He is not dead. He has been reborn—resurrected and transfigured.

His spirit has risen from the grave, even as He said it would; and He is alive in the world today!

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