I want proof that we evolved from a rock. I want proof that my great great great great great great etc. grampa was soup.
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Shit, I think we'd all like to see that, Chris, for two reasons:
A. It would disprove evolution
Not enough greats. Try this:
"I want proof that my" + for(i=0;i<9999;i++){for(j=0;j<9999;j++){"great"}} "grampa was soup."
That's more like it. And we're working on it.
I want proof that we evolved from a rock.
I think your question is your proof, or at least it is in your case. Now please leave people alone.
C'mon, let's go see a black smoker. Oh, no, you're not riding inside the sub -- we want you to see it right up close.
"I want proof that my great great great great great great etc. grampa was soup"
OK. I tested a can of Campbell's Condensed Soup, which, appropriately, is extra thick. It has the same IQ as you. Satisfied?
Crap, this guy is going to totally disprove evolution as we know it!
We all thought humans evolved from lesser animals, yet here is proof that some humans have inanimate objects in their not too distant ancestry. Everything we thought we knew was wrong!
"I want proof that we evolved from a rock. I want proof that my great great great great great great etc. grampa was soup."
In your case, the lineage is much closer.
*sigh* Evolution doesn't work that way!
Evolution doesn't state we evolved from rocks! Although maybe you did, you sure seem to have rocks in your head where you should have brains.
I want proof that my great-great-great-great-great grandmother was created from my great-great-great-great-great grandfather's rib.
Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You can't always get what you want", please give a warm welcome to BigChrisfilm!
...Why am I acting like I'm on a nationally broadcasted talk show?
I want proof that god wrote the Bible. I want proof that my great great great great great grandfather was Adam. And words in a book never constitute proof of any kind. Use facts, reason, logic and evidence.
Damn it, BigChrisFilm, get back there and answer my questions!
He never did, you know. :o(
I want proof that we evolved from a rock.
I want proof that my great great great great great great etc. grampa was soup.
It would take quite a few bible sized books of begats to to get to the soup. Infact several millions!
Try saying great, great, great several billion times then you will be close to arriving at grandady soup!
Start ......... NOW!
Well, accoring to Genesis, your God took some dirt and made a man from it. Dirt is just powdered rocks after all.
Now care to explain why we humans (and every other form of life on this planet) are based on Carbon, and not Silicon, if we're descended from a dirt-man?
And if you want dirt soup, fine. I prefer good ol' carbon-based Oxtail or Beef & Vegetable, thanks.
And I want proof that we are related to a man made of dirt
There's your own Biblical Creationism fucked, then.
Then go out and get it. We don't care whether you get it or not.
Oh, btw, you won't find proof for the first thing, as that is bullshit. But there are shelves upon shelves of evidence for the second thing in every library and natural history museum. If you're not able to find that, your brain is soup.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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