When I dropped my son off at school for his first day of kindergarten, I noticed he had a female teacher. Being the good Christian I am, I immediately informed my church of this sin. I no several of my church members are tea party conservative Christians. I suggested we start a petition and we protest at the local school to end this sin. Not 1 of my fellow church members and fellow Tea Party supporters will agree to protest with me or sign my petition. Are there any real Christians left in America?
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Yes, and I'll give you a hint: you're not enumerated among them, Pharisee.
You know, "Pharisees" were the fundies of Jebus's day. Jebus might very well have started a bulletin called "Pharisees Say the Darndest Things"--or however that would be said in Aramaic.
"I no several of my church members are tea party conservative Christians. I suggested we start a petition and we protest at the local school to end this sin."
Teabaggers don't like women. What a shock.
Hmm, can't tell if a poe or serious, but I'm leaning toward poe.
But actually, if you follow the bible, Hank here is correct since it says a woman should never have authority over or teach a male.
But that's one reason I don't follow the bible.
An overwhelming majority of kindergarten teachers are female. You might have to move to a different county, even across a state border to find a kindergarten with a male teacher. Is that really worth the effort?
Yeah, might be a Poe, but I bet there are people this clueless out there, sadly.
- If you kiss hank's ass, he'll give you $1 000 000!
- And if you don't, he'll kick the shit out of you!
Might be a poe, but I suspect it isn't. If you don't like the way they do things, find another church.
Are there any real Christians left in America?
One of the great things about fundies is that if you leave a few together alone for a while, you'll end up with at least three different denominations each of whom thinks the others are back-sliding sinners bound for hell.
"But no one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank, not even on Yahoo. Well, maybe Karl."
What if Karl is just making it all up?
Either a Poe, or someone so 'Homeworld ed', never mind 'Hoemskuled', to realise how thgings work beyond their safe little comfort zone dimension called Teh Nasty Ebil Reality beyond the front door.
...or someone's escaped from Landover Baptist; and you know how they've started belie ving their own hype [/L. Ron Hubbard], or else they'd drop the charade by now. We get the joke, LBC. [/Little boy pointing at naked Emperor] [/Joke no longer funny after repeated tellings]
"Are there any real Christians left in America?"
I think there's quite a few. Problem is there's a shitload of damaged doomsday culters like Hank right here.
"several of my church members are tea party conservative Christians."
I can't tell if poe or not. If poe, a pretty good one. But I know people who think that women are only good barefoot and pregnant as baby factories and ANY work outside of homemaker is "bad," so I really can't tell.
Are there any real Christians left in America?
Poe or not, the question is valid. And yes, there is one solitary real Christian left in America and here he is:
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Here he is talking about the love and compassion of Jesus Christ:
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Can you feel the Christian love?
Wait, what?
Dunno if it's a poe(the question deserves to be asked, obviously), but I know a few muslim(not a majority, fortunately) who are at this level.
New boss of my mom doesn't even want to shake her hand, as she's a woman.
Poe's Law in action, folks.
Also: why are we still taking Yahoo submissions? Yahoo Answers is a hive of trolls & Poes.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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