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okay, so in my high school there is this one lesbian girl, a senior, who is really up for the gay rights stuff and she came up with this "gay club" on our campus. I could not believe it when I saw how corrupt our schools are. This thing will have a pretty bad impact on my high school...how will God be on our side if we have that club in our school. sad.gif
So I want to ask you men and women of God, to pray against this spirit of homosexuality on my campus, and specifically for this club that has a lot of people in it. Please, please pray about this because I really need the strength of the Lord to stand against that club, even though I myself have some gay feelings, but I crucify them at the Cross every morning.
Jesus has the final word in this situation, so guys, we are on the winning side already, so please pray against the wickedness in my high school.
The name of the girl who made this club is Shelly. Pray for her also because she is not only on the road to hell, but she is also draging a lot of people down with her.

I'll keep you in touch with what the Lord is doing in my high school.

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old comment by antichrist

how will God be on our side if we have that club in our school. sad.gif
If you don't like the gay club, don't go. Even if your god did exist, I think he'd be too busy with the rest of the universe to worry about who people are having sex with.

to pray against this spirit of homosexuality on my campus, and specifically for this club that has a lot of people in it.
Wow, how many 5? 6? Unless your in a very tolerant school (I have yet to see one) I can't imagine a lot of people coming out in high school

I myself have some gay feelings, but I crucify them at the Cross every morning.
I feel sorry for you. Self-hating gay teenage boys is the highest group of suicide. Seek help, realize that it's okay to be you. Really, don't become a statistic.

Jesus has the final word in this situation,
No he doesn't. Either the principle, or the board has the final word.

The name of the girl who made this club is Shelly.
I'm actually amazed he didn't add her last name, address and phone number to the post.

old comment by Mike

okay, so in my high school there is this one lesbian girl, a senior, who is really up for the gay rights stuff and she came up with this "gay club" on our campus.

OK, where are you going with this?

I could not believe it when I saw how corrupt our schools are.

Uh-oh. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for crash landing.

This thing will have a pretty bad impact on my high school...

Because tolerance is the worst thing ever!

how will God be on our side if we have that club in our school.

Perhaps it's time to rethink where you stand.

So I want to ask you men and women of God, to pray against this spirit of homosexuality on my campus, and specifically for this club that has a lot of people in it.

Pray for hate! Pray for anger! Pray for bigotry!

Please, please pray about this because I really need the strength of the Lord to stand against that club, even though I myself have some gay feelings,

O.o;; Maybe it' time to stop fighting within yourself and accept who you are.

but I crucify them at the Cross every morning.

Violent thoughts for Jesus!

Jesus has the final word in this situation,

O RLY? Who has the final say that the club stays or goes? Oh that's right, the campus admins. Not your dinky sky daddy.

so guys, we are on the winning side already, so please pray against the wickedness in my high school.

And as always, be assholes to your fellow neighbor!

The name of the girl who made this club is Shelly. Pray for her also because she is not only on the road to hell,

Feel that Christian love!

but she is also draging a lot of people down with her.

Yep, I'm feeling a lot of love.

I'll keep you in touch with what the Lord is doing in my high school.

Hopefully squishing your tiny pea-brains.

old comment by David B.

#443775 wrote: "Don't worry, you'll soon be visited by the spirits of homosexuality past, present and future. They'll help you come out of the closet, Ms. Scrooge."

LOL!

(Writhing in bed, young Alecx Scrooge is woken by a ghostly presence. Advancing from a corner of the room where there exists no door comes a dark and forbidding shape.)

Alecx: No! NO! What manner of foul shade are you? And why do you come to haunt me this night?

Ghost: I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS QUEER. AND I COME TO GIVE YOU DIRE WARNING... If you use those bows with the purple tinsel it'll clash horribly and totally ruin your dinner party, snooks! Gag, gag! *mimes sticking a finger down its throat*

See this and more on 'Queer Ghost for the Straight Host!', part of our new spring line-up on Bravo.

old comment by Septic Sceptic

This is exactly why we need more of these clubs in schools. If Alex had his way and stamped out all reference and mention of homosexuality and gay pride, then when kids like him start feeling things other than what they are "supposed" to feel, they have nowhere to turn, nobody to confide in, or, indeed, no idea what's happening to them.

Trying to sweep alternative sexuality under the carpet is just as primitive and harmful as not educating girls on menstruation, so when they get their first period, they think they're dying.

It's just really, really sad that he's making himself a victim of all this in the name of his religion. Alex should think about how he feels when he has to bury his gay urges and ask himself if he would wish that on anybody else. Or more to the point, would Jesus want him to?