"All you have to do is spurn Jesus Christ..."
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"...and you are a satanist!"
I've never performed Bukkake with this 'Jesus' bloke you mention, so I guess I'm okay then.
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"ALL pagan religions are controlled by Satan!"
To my knowledge, otaku like me aren't worshipping Urd, Belldandy & Skuld (the Three Norns; Goddesses of the Past, Present & Future respectively), or Peorth (the Goddess of Eternity). But I must admit that Hild (the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell) is H.O.T.:
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One word: Paizuri. X3
...oh, and do the cute "Touhou"-esque deities in the currently airing anime series "Nekogami" count? :3
"It doesn’t matter if you worship Pan or Krishna or Diana or Thor; the face behind the mask of your god is Satan’s."
Definition of 'Atheist'. Oxford English Dictionary. Do you have it?
"Even if you are a purported atheist, you are still worshiping Satan; for you have undoubtedly made one element your idol (the center of your life): whether it’s power, money, knowledge, freedom or some other ideal."
Whilst comedian Johnny Vegas is a damn good stand-up act (and equally funny in comedy quiz games such as "Shooting Stars" & "QI"); also a deucedly good actor in his own right, one of his comedy-drama series isn't exactly worthy of being the basis of a religion:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideal_%28TV_series%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Vegas
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BTW, I've had my Prick Tract cherry popped! Right up to this morning, I hadn't seen hide nor hair of these (in)famous tracts in all my born days anywhere here in the UK (except scans/parodies/meme shoops; 'Sandwich Man'/etc on the internet). Then when I got up, I discovered a couple had been put through my letterbox. Just as bad in the 'flesh' as those on my monitor; crap art, to say nothing of the ram-down-your-throat message it purports to be delivering.
I'd heard rumours recently, of complaints to the police about the ranting street preachers in my locale, and how they'd been told to cease their 'Turn or Burn' message; effectively threatening behaviour in public, which contravenes Section 5 of the Public Order Act. So, denied their right to rely on psychological blackmail in this way (PROTIP: Romans 13:1-5, fundies! >:D ), I wonder if they're now resorting to using crappy comics to put the same message across, in an anonymous way - to evade the long arm of the law?
@Lothar of the Hill People
"I have an interest in D&D (Dungeons & Dragons), and this guy basically says if you play that game, you are a witch/satanist, mainly because some characters use magic, and all characters kill. Some people play the role of evil. It's just a game. He even mentions statistics of people who play D&D are more prone to committing suicide, or getting into REAL magic."
I'd heard that at an RPG convention once, they even used Prick Tracts as on-site currency.
"I wanted to contact the man himself, but I guess he keeps his email private in fear of receiving tons of horse porn"
I have a pic he'd love to 'see'. What I like to think is how Shergar ended up (apart from being in cans of Pedigree Chum/tubes of UHU/Copydex/Loctite), courtesy of the IRA: what I refer to as 'Batchelors Cock-a-Soup'. >:D