Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities. We must remember that before Obama came along, Ted Kennedy was known as the most liberal, left-wing senator of all time. Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital. In the world of the occult, this is a common occurrence when evil spirits leave one person and enter into another.
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Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities
Like what?
Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital. In the world of the occult, this is a common occurrence when evil spirits leave one person and enter into another.
First, that's not an occult teaching. Second, why are you referencing the occult? That'll send you straight to hell. Burn, mother fucker, burn.
"Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities. We must remember that before Obama came along, Ted Kennedy was known as the most liberal, left-wing senator of all time. Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital."
*gasp* Do you mean to suggest someone tried to off him?! Good lord, what will you paranoia-mongers think of next?!
"In the world of the occult,"
...Oh. Never mind, typical fundism.
What a disturbed, insane quote. In the world of fundies, this is a common occurrence when a crazy thought leaves the hypothalamus, passes through the cerebral cortex and up through the synaptic network, and heads for the neurons that control the fingers.
Obama's been possessed by the Kennedy demon? Well I guess there's no stopping him now!
Oh and Ted collapsed because HE HAS A FUCKING BRAIN TUMOR! Fuck you people are vultures.
@ Logos Invictus
So Ted Kennedy passed his demon on to Obama? OMG Obama will now become a philandering alcoholic too?image
Good thing for us that alcoholism takes a long time to really mess someone up, and if Michelle is cool with threesomes I'd go for it...
Dear Pastor David J. Meyer,
Concerning your post: In the world of psychoanalysis, this is a common occurence when someone is batshit insane.
sincerly yours
"We must remember that before Obama came along, Ted Kennedy was known as the most liberal, left-wing senator of all time."
Actually every Democrat that ever runs for President somehow becomes the "most liberal left wing whatever" of all time.
I mean how is that possible? Is there a contest? Is Liberalism like the Universe, growing exponentially through out time?
Oh wait, the right is just talking out of their asses. They call everyone they don't like "liberal" because they want to use it as a swear word rather then rebutting any ideas.
Silly me. Never mind
Why are these fundies so well-versed in and familiar with the occult world? Theoretically speaking, of course, since I don't believe in any of that nonsense. They sure do, though. I mean, aren't they supposed to believe in Jesus Christ, not a bunch of witches and warlocks and demons and evil spirits? I don't think you could find fifty non-religious people who put as much stock in or are as familiar with witchcraft and the occult as one single fundie Xtian.
Yeah, it's totally not like he has an inoperable brain tumor that might cause his death, or anything...
Sad for him and his family. It's not a demon.
Yeah, it's totally not like he has an inoperable brain tumor that might cause his death, or anything...
Sad for him and his family. It's not a demon.
"Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital. In the world of the occult, this is a common occurrence when evil spirits leave one person and enter into another."
In the world of fundies, idiocy like this post is a common occurrence.
In the world of medicine, it happens everyday. Or maybe God favours Ted Kennedy, I don´t know, bearing in mind that he saved him.
excuse me, bu a gaggle of raving lost morons comment on what they don't understand. since we believein Jesus, we also believe in the existence of satan, ergo, the occult. David was an occultist prior to being saved. He talked about occultism to educate a WARN, get it?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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