Thanks if you call me retarded and a idiot. Then you are help me to be higher on God's list.
GOD'S LIST:
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Wow... he got a copy of god's list. Do you think if we start saying nice things about him there would be a change of him getting Santa's list of naughty girls? I've been asking for that for years now.
<sigh> And they call atheists self important.
Hmm.. I keep scouring the Bible, but I can't seem to find that list anywhere.. Does that mean that you're putting words into your deity's mouth? Isn't that bad? Or that you're presenting false information? Also known as lying or giving false witness? I think that's a sin, isn't it? Hmm. Maybe you should rethink what you're doing.
GOD'S LIST:
Holy shit. He's right. He is higher on that list.
"I don't mind change. But I have bad gut feeling about Obama. I fear the worse for his safe. I think KKK will assassinate him. The he will come back to life cause he'll make a deal with the Devil or Lucifer.
I have friends that are African-American."
"me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me-ee,
I believe that's what he's trying to say.
He's making a list, and checking it twice,
But...wouldn't Satanists, Demons, Lucifer, and Muslims sometimes fall into the "idiots", "noone cares about them", and "lone wolf" categories? Anyway, at least you tried. Here's a cookie.
I was wondering where he's been hanging around ever since he seems to have fled Deviant Art. Still up to his usual standards, I see. Good ol' Wolfie.
ETA:
This is his signature over there:
"A FAMINE IS COMMING TO USA."
Well shit, I don't fall under any of those, unless you count the times I've played the Lone Wolves playlist on Halo 3.
No, I'm not an "evolutionist" because the "ist" or "ism" implies that it influences my actions in everyday life, like it does for communists, vegetarianism, mormonism, fundamentalism. Now if you called me an atheist, humanist, or a secularist I'd gladly take the label, but evolutionist is just dumb.
Do you know that Qur’an saids. If these one or two Mosques in the country. Muslim claim USA as theirs. Muslim wants to take over the world. Get read for the crying of babies that you only read in the bible when Mosses was born and when Jesus was born. In AMERICA.
Holy shit, he's actually getting stupider .
Wow...God's list of what, exactly? And please spell right(Lucifer and "No one" instead of "noone" it just looks like "none" with a extra "o" and makes you look retarded....oh, wait, you're LoneWolf, nevermind. Please DO take the "wolf" out of your name since it's an insult to wolves!)
Wow. Either LoneWolf legitimately has brain damage, or he's the least coherent "normal" person I've ever encountered.
Sorry, LW-fans, but I'm leaning toward the former here.
Hmm, maybe I'm not only one who noticed, but his name 1984, he couldn't of read it. Nor would he be talking out his ass if he had, just cocidence?
God's REAL List (1 being most loved, 10 being least loved):
As much as this guy makes me laugh, I still feel bad. It's obvious he is mentally retarded(and I am not saying this to insult him) and I doubt anyone here doesn't realize that by now. Sure, a lot of Christian fundies are stupid, but not like this.
Isn't it giving yourself too much importance claiming you have God's list?
And where do Christians, Atheists, Catholics, Scientologists, Pastafarians etc. enter here?
"Lord, I spent my life doing Your work, trying to convert the heathens of Mongolia...I was beheaded! Martyred! Why have I been forced to wait to enter the eternal bliss of Heaven?"
"Uh, yeah, sorry about that...all these kids that got called idiots on internet forums are ahead of you...it'll be a while longer."
God has a list? Is it like this one?
He's got 'em on the list he's got 'em on the list;
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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