You can all get some tracks [sic] at that website above [from Jack Chick]. They are pretty cheap, and have a <u>very</u> good message.
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What kind of "tracks" ?
Pecker tracks?
Like Jews and Catholics are with the devil? Plus many provable historic and scientific lies.
I've read some of them, he should be locked up
Brain In A Jar:
Indeed they do, though mostly in bulk for missionary purposes. Besides, if you really wanted to read them, all the good ones are available for free on the website.
For what it's worth, in my entire life I think I've only seen one Chick tract in the wild. Then again, I live in Eastern Massachusetts, where most of the fundies are Catholics and can't be bothered with Jack Chick.
I bought a Dark Dungeons OOP (the old-school one that says CS Lewis is Satanic, too) tract off of eBay for 5 bucks.
I figure, it's less than the cost of some beers I've had, and it's relatively full of lulz. I'm going to bring it to my D&D session this weekend. ^_^
"Catholics and can't be bothered with Jack Chick."
Can't blame them. I'm no fan of Catholicism but I don't make up ridiculous shit to vilify them like Chick does. No need really, their histories bad enough. Chick feels that need to pile on to other denomination, especially the mother of all them, to make his American born racist Baptist bullshit seem slightly less repulsive by comparison.
“[Jack Chick tracts] are pretty cheap, and have a <u>very</u> good message.”
No, every single one I’ve read has at least one lie in it.
Dark Dungeons tries to avoid copyright violation but it’s not even halfway through before DD becomes DnD. And the gameplay isn’t real.
The Harry Potter one lies about what witchcraft is found in the HP books.
The evolution one is cowritten by Hovind…
But MAN, the guys in the earlier gay tracts are HOT leather-daddies, aren’t they?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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