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Above: Even children's shows have been saturated with New Age occultism, all conditioning the masses to receive the coming antichrist. This stuff is real folks! It's actually very simple, and nothing to be scared about if you're a born again Christian. 1st John 4:4 states, "Greater is He (Jesus) that is in you than he that is in the world." The god of this world is no match for the Holy Spirit and the Word of God. That's why the church will be removed from the world before the Tribulation period (i.e., a Pretribulation rapture), because we'll expose the antichrist on the spot if we're still here.
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This stuff [New Age occultism] is real folks!
DJ Stupid believes everything, as long as it's not true.
nothing to be scared about if you're a born again Christian
So why are you?
"Greater is He (Jesus) that is in you than he that is in the world." The god of this world is no match for the Holy Spirit and the Word of God.
So reject reality and its ruler in favour of a book and the otherworldly voice in your head? I suspect you may not be on the side you think you are...
That's why the church will be removed from the world before the Tribulation period (i.e., a Pretribulation rapture)
Adding to the Bible...
because we'll expose the antichrist on the spot if we're still here.
Assignment; Read the fable of the Boy Who Cried "Wolf!"
Your symbol of "new age occultism" is centuries old, Davey. It also represents Yahweh's all-seeing gaze watching over his people .
Ah, that must be it! You don't like being reminded that, were he real, he would have seen what you did to those kids. But I wonder: is it guilt over what you did or doubt in his power and/or justice born of the thought that he didn't bother to intervene that drives you to scorn the reminder of his ever-present gaze? Or is it just typical fundie ignorance driving you to rage against things you don't understand over traits & meanings you conjured up for them wholly out of your ass in typical fundie fashion? I'm guessing it's probably that last one since the first is too human for you and the second far to perceptive.
Oh, and in calling it a symbol of the antichrist you basically just called Yahweh the divine pretender and Satan the true god. Good going, dumbass.
"Even children's shows have been saturated with New Age occultism"
They're so saturated you have to diddle that new age occultism out of them, right?
NEXT UP: D.J. Stupid tells the universe why Green Slime is evil and Double Dare is no different than a sexual orgy!
"All those children rolling around in whipped cream and chocolate sauce and gooey stuff....uh....*fap fap fap*....DON'T LOOK AT ME!
I'm dating myself with those references....but D.J. tends to complain about stuff from at least 20 years ago.
DJ STUPID: "This dirty Grunge Rock that kids are into today!"....
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....EXASPERATED MILLENNIAL KID: "DUDE! THAT WAS OVER 25 YEARS AGO! YOU MIGHT AS WELL COMPLAIN ABOUT ELVIS OR "PET ROCKS"! THE GUY IN THE CENTER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST THAT LONG, THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IS A SLIGHTLY-CHUBBY BALD POLITICIAN AND ONLY THE GUY OF THE LEFT IS STILL ROCKIN' OUT BUT IS NO LONGER ADORKABLY SCRAWNY OR SLIGHTLY ANDROGYNOUS KID IN THE PHOTO!"
Can we have some consistency from you christians? We should be scared, we shouldn't be scared, we should be scared, we shouldn't be scared. Sheesh!
Short Eyes, Nick was a kids network, not a show. I didn't even think kids still watched it, especially since they don't have those awesome cartoons, like Ren & Stimpy & Rocko's Modern Life. And probably one of, if not the funniest kids show ever-You Can't Do That On Television. Definitely one of Canada's best contributions; certainly better than Nickelback & Justin Beiber.
@Thinking Allowed
It's actually from 2005. The bumper only aired for a month or so, though, because a bunch of parents, liberal and conservative alike, complained about the eye symbols.
This is the best copy I could find on YouTube of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91cQQ1fjmQ
Even children's shows have been saturated with New Age occultism, all conditioning the masses to receive the coming antichrist. This stuff is real folks!
There are some who think that 'Elvis is King' is just a sock account of DJS. Well, considering this:
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Even Davey-boy had better pray that's not the case.
...and you can't do much 'exposing' on a flyspeck in the middle of the Pacific, pal.
What the above represents. Scared much, DJS?
The 7th series starts in just ten days time...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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