Fortunately for this nation most of our intellectualoids [sic] only pen silly columns, and don't govern our people or make our laws. If they did we would all be up the creek. Our libertarian gurus would likely have us all enjoying snuff films beamed into our homes 24/7; there would be heroin sold in Kmarts, child porn delivered with the junk mail, and terrorist manuals available in our school libraries.
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What the fuck are you rambling on about you loon?
COuld you build a bigger fucking strawman? Holy fucking shit, do you seriously know anybody who wishes this stuff to be true? Why do you insist on inflamatory, scattershot bullshit and paranoia to try and convey a message (what that message is i'm not entirely sure)? And does your underground bunker have e-mail access?
Yesssirree, cause that's what all intellectuals do in their spare time. To hell with reading, research and deep thinking - gimme some goddam child porn and some smack. Yee haw. Isn't that how to become intellectual?
Yeah, right, like any self-respecting intellectualoid would ever be seen in a Kmart. They'd have it sold at Whole Foods, you silly billy.
Or more probably, all that wouldn't happen, because libertarian means to "tolerate" people who do that, not forcing into it(apparently for you it's a synonym). Strawmen don't serve for anything.
What to hell is an "intellectualoid", a smart-ass friend of yours named Lloyd? You truly don't understand libertarians do you Bill? You really don't understand anything at all except "penning silly columns", do you Bill? If we were to listen to blow-hard cretins like you, we would be up the creek, wouldn't we, Bill?
Oh noes, the intellectualoids are coming, they're coming from space, saying they're coming in peace!
"Yesssirree, cause that's what all intellectuals do in their spare time. To hell with reading, research and deep thinking - gimme some goddam child porn and some smack. Yee haw. Isn't that how to become intellectual?"
Quoted for truth.
I'm not sure what an "intellectualoids" is, but I'm guessing it's a form of psychopath.
Thought for a moment he was trying to strawman those stupid thinky-folk, though, but we all know no one actually SMART would ever go NEAR politics. XD
No, libertarians wouldn't want to do that because they're not insane control freaks like fundies are. They campaign against the illegality of consensual crimes like prostitution and drug use, and they advocate people minding their own business instead of running other people's lives.
I'll go out on a limb and predict that there'd be a hell of a lot less terrorism, drug abuse and deviant desires if people didn't live in the terrifying shadow of folk-devils constructed by people like you, Bill.
Asshole.
A confirmed and prayer-encouraging president is in charge (I'm told, but the news may be filtered up here in Canada).
snuff films: consumptionjunction;
heroin: now you hafta take a helluva risk, get unknown quality, and use it surreptitiously, which usually means unclean conditions;
child porn: it's here now, temporally associated with a religion of sexual repression?
terrorist manuals: Didn't Atta get his pilot's license in Georgia?
edit: confirmed Christian (I can't proofread my own very well).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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