I do not need sex to live. God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married. Lust is evil. Period. This discussion on lust should be over.
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"I do not need sex to live. God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married. Lust is evil. Period. This discussion on lust should be over."
Feel free to read this as "I'm such a cranky, disagreeable prude that no one wants to be around me and I haven't been laid in years."
Now if I'm walking down the street one day and a man walking toward me suddenly spontaneously combusts, at least I'll be able to ID the charred remains for the police.
BTW, didn't "God" tell people to go out and be fruitful and multiply? How exactly are they supposed to do that without sex?
I just pray he never cons anyone into marrying him.
Hehehehe... I was wondering why you were so hung up on this whole lust issue. Someone's not getting any, eh? Too bad that god won't strike you down for having sex given that he's not there. On the flipside, with that sort of attitude you aren't likely to have sex anyway.
Are we sure this is a man writing this? I'm not going to check the page, as I'm at work, but this sounds way more like my stuck-up, bitter former female roommate than most of the guys I know.
Don't worry, a little Clearasil and some time, someone will eventually say yes.
Clearasil, time, and cash.
It's okay, I'm sure you'll get some someday.
After all, I... I, uh.... That is... I ...
er...
well....
NAH, WHO AM I KIDDING, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY!
I have only one thing to say.
"I don't believe in love
I never have, I never will
I don't believe in love
I'll just pretend she never was real"
Queensryche rock.
If sex was a sin then why does one of the Ten Commandments tell us Christians not to commit adultery as opposed to not committing sexual endeavours AT ALL?
Sex doesn't always have to involve lust, surely he realizes this? No, of course he doesn't. Fundies, ugh.
Actually what we call Christianity ought more to be called "Paulity" as most of it is dderived from his writings, and he wasn't keen on any kind of sex - he considered celibacy an ideal, and urged Christians to marry only so that they were not tempted to fornicate.
Since he thought Jesus would be popping back any moment, within a generation, having kids wasnt important.
"I do not need sex to live"
Enjoy your eternal Blue Balls then.
"God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married"
God as a Dom? Kinky.
"Lust is evil. Period"
Then how did you come to be, then, if not for your mother & father having lustful thoughts for each other? What, did you think the fairies brought you to their doorstep?!
Sypher2k3, you need to get laid. Seriously. Being this uptight isn't good for you. A good hard shag loosens the braces and stiffens the socks. Clears the custard too.
/Spike Milligan
God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex,
Overkill. I believe any female with a lick of sense will knock you on your ass if you ever try it, but I suspect you know this by now.
To be alive, you need sex to have happened once. As to his/her own life, s/he is free to never have sex if s/he doesn't want to. It's none of my business. As a personal choice, this is as valid as any other, as long as s/he remembers that his/her rights end where mine begin.
>>Morrigan
poster kid for the vatican <<
Not so much. Rome likes the idea of Catholics other than the clergy having sex. Sypher seems to have gone a long way past that, to the point of advocating voluntary human extinction - unless I read this wrong.
"This discussion on lust should be over."
Okay then. Enjoy your Blue Balls, Elephantiasis of the Bollocks (a.k.a. Buster Gonad Syndrome) and terminal Cliff Richarditis. Also contracting Prostate Cancer.
For you, not only is ze var, nein, ze dischuzzion, but ze game ist over for you!
(*Puts finger on upper lip; does Hitler salute, turns and does exaggerated goosestep march, a la "Monty Python"'s 'Ministry of Silly Walks', leaving the room *)
[/"Fawlty Towers", 'The Germans']
'Don't mention the war!' X3
What kind of Christianity are you following? As far as I know, the only extant religions that are completely anti-sexual, are Shakerism and one small branch in Hinduism. You don't even understand your own religion's teachings about sex. There are best-selling books, by Christian authors, about how to glorify god in your sex life. Then there are the QuiverFull people who advocate having as many children as physically possible.
So you seem to be asexuell, nothing wrong with that. But that doesn't mean you can declare sex evil for everyone else.
I don't like the taste of fish or other seafood but that doesn't mean that I demand everyone else to stop eating them
Get over yourself...
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