The earthquake in Ecuador yesterday.
Terrible news. Certainly for everyone concerned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recognition_of_same-sex_unions_in_Ecuador#Legalization_efforts
'Same-sex marriage is constitutionally banned in Ecuador.'
Especially for someone's entire 'argument': Why wasn't the epicentre of said earthquake in Colombia: where S-SM is legal?
Regular tornadoes/hurricanes in the oh so Christian midwest & 'Bible Belt' states in the US, even before the repealment of DOMA, never mind the 26th June SCOTUS decision.
Yet no disasters - natural or man-made - in Holland, UK, Ireland, or so much as The Castro in San Francisco: Gay Central.
I suspect that not even Jerky can possibly answer this one, even if he could (which he daren't, as per usual): how can his 'Lord' punish countries/areas inhabited by people who are opposed to homosexuality, yet leave those who do unscathed? (check one):
[ ] His 'Lord' is a piss-poor shot when to comes to his 'wrath'. Thus a herp-a-derp-derp deity - who by definition is inferior to we humans - is a contradiction to himself, ergo he doesn't exist.
[ ] He now approves of homosexuality. But then I refer Jerky to the authoriser of his 'Christian Bible': [i]Gay[/i]. Therefore, as far as Jerky is concerned, his 'Lord' doesn't exist.
[ ] Geo-meteorological shit happens (or, in the cases of the above countries - mine included - which have S-SM, not!), and your 'Lord' doesn't exist, Jerko.
Choose wisely.
Otherwise, explain Ecuador. And all those tornadoes/hurricanes in the very Christian midwest & 'Bible Belt' states? The number of 'Real Christians' in your country must be extremely small, then. And considering how we in the UK don't experience earthquakes, then 'Real Christians' are extinct here: despite my country having a state religion, the Church of England. And how C-of-E clergy peers - in their dropping their opposition to S-SM in Parliament - ensured the passing of the 2013 Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Act, therefore...!
...but then, considering the nature of the authoriser of your 'Christian Bible' (and head of the Church of England at that time), there's only one possible explanation: Gay king, thus Gay Bible, therefore Gay 'Lord'.
Otherwise, why don't we get earthquakes as devastating as what Ecuador experienced yesterday? Or ever...?!
Speaking of devastation, Anon-e-moose uses Judges 1:19:
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It's super effective!