"That's right. Rudolph, or should I say, (((Rudolph))) is a Jew. It only gets worse from here. You won't finish this article with your childhood intact, because the story of that reindeer is one of the most egregious examples of Jews rewriting Christmas.

The popular song was written by the Jewish songwriter (((Johnny Marks))), and it was based off the original story that introduced (((Rudolph))) to America written by (((Robert L. May))) in 1939.

The song and book were so popular that they eventually spawned their own movie. If you thought that the film version would be less echoey than the book and the song, I have bad news for you. The claymation television special first aired in 1964. Based off of (((May's))) original story and featuring (((Marks'))) song, the film was narrated by (((Burl Ives))), written by possible Jew (((Romeo Muller))) -pictured below-, directed by (((Larry Roemer))), another uncomfirmed Jew, and produced by Rankin and Bass. There's some debate about the ancestry of the last two.

The story starts in the North Pole, where the head of Santa's reindeer team, Donner, is with his wife. Ms. Donner is giving birth. The child is born, but something's a little amiss - his nose glows (much of the film revolves around a very Jewish concern about being mocked about/identified by a nose). Donner realises that there's something wrong with this, and that his (((nose))) is going to make it clear to everyone around that he's different. Donner covers his son's nose so he'll fit in. Incidentally, I think Donner sounds a lot like George Lincoln Rockwell.

(((Rudolph))) the hook-nosed reindeer heads off to play in the Reindeer Games with other young bucks hoping to prove themselves to Santa Claus. Somehow (((Rudolph))) performs well, which is how you can tell this is a fictional story. During the course of playing with a friend, (((Rudolph's))) false nose falls off and everyone sees the infiltrator hiding among them. A pogrom ensues, the coach says (((Rudolph))) isn't welcome during the Reindeer Games, and Santa, that magnificient amalgamation of Odin and Saint Nicholas, chastises Donner for trying to sneak a Jew onto his sleigh team. "The last time I let a Jewish reindeer on my team he dropped inciendary bombs instead of presents when we flew over Germany." Clarice, a girl who likes (((Rudolph))) is forbidden by her father from associating with him. (((Rudolph))) runs away from home.

Meanwhile, there's trouble at Santa's workshop. (((Hermey))) is an elf who isn't content being a simple labourer, down with all the goyim. He's better than that! He wants to take up the perrenial Jewish occupation of dentistry. His boss pleads with him to assimilate, but (((Hermey))) refuses and flees into the forest to become a partisan.

(((Hermey))) and (((Rudolph))) eventually meet in the forest, and the two quickly bond over their refusal to assimilate to goyische society. They agree to team up and overthrow the tyranny of bourgeois society.

They meet (((Yukon Cornelius))), a prospector obsessed with discovering silver and gold. Oy vey. After an introduction, the prospector helps the two escape the clutches of the Abominable Snowman, a horrible anti-Semitic beast. I guess he's a Nazi or something. Anyways, the three escape on an ice floe and drift towards the Island of Misfit Toys, an island ruled by King Moonracer. There they find "misfit toys"- toys that have been rejected by wicked goy children. One doll tells the three that she was rejected for having a penis. Another is a lesbian action figure in a wheel chair. King Moonracer asks the three to convince Santa to find homes among the more gullible goyim. Teach them not to be so hateful and bigoted! The three eagerly agree while rubbing their hands/hoofs.
(((Rudolph))) decides to set out on his own so as to not risk his nose giving away his comrades to the Abominable Snowman. He grows into an adult, and decides that he can wait no longer. He decides to go home. When he arrives at his home, he learns that his family has left to look for him.

Our kvetching reindeer finds his family imprisoned in a cave by the Ambominable Snowman. The Abominable has brute strength and beats (((Rudolph))) unconcious, but (((Cornelius))) and (((Hermey))) arrive and outsmart him. One makes the noise of a pig at the entrance of the cave while the other prepares to drop rocks on his head when he wanders out. The dumb goy doesn't follower a kosher diet and he falls for the trap! That's right, goy! The Mercurians over the Apollonians! DIDN'T YOU READ YOUR SLEZKINE?!?!? They then pull his teeth while he's down, rendering him harmless. Maybe he's supposed to represent Germany?

Other stuff that doesn't matter happens, and then everyone returns home. The now harmless Abominable Snowman is brought by the three Jews as a chatel slave to Santa's castle to do their bidding. During his time in the wilderness, (((Hermey))) had a chance to read the works of Grasmci and realises that the overthrow of society must be prefaced by an infilitration of that society's institutions. He convinces (((Rudolph))) to join Santa's team and use his nose to get them through a bad storm. See, Santa needed (((Rudolph))), because it's not like he could have used headlights or anything.

The moral of the story: LISTEN, KID, GET THIS THROUGH YOUR GOYISCHE KOPF! YOU NEED US, YOU BIGOT!"