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Sermon 20: Feminism Debunked
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Ephesians 5:22-23 “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.”
A MAN leads the church and a MAN runs the finances and the other essential aspects in the home. Women are to submit to their husbands and then assume proper gender roles such as cooking and cleaning. This is how the Lord ordained it, and thus this is how things shall continue to work as long as we are on this planet. I have about had it with Feminazis ruining this natural order with their unnatural, manmade, wicked sinful garbage. IF WOMEN WERE MEANT TO BE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WOULD HAVE MADE IT SO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, I don't know, but these women these days are wearing PANTS! THEY ARE OUT IN THE WORKFORCE DOING THE WORK OF A MAN! SOME OF THEM ARE TRANSVESTITES WHO TAKE TESTOSTERONE AND GET A FAKE PENIS! IT IS ALL SICKENING AND DISGUSTING IN THE SIGHT OF THE LORD! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!
Look at Angela Merkel in Germany, weak! Theresa May in the UK, weak! Jennifer Granholm was a disgrace weak sauce governor as well! Hillary failed to beat Wicked Donny in the 2016 presidential election because women are simply weaker than men!!!!! That's why Bruce Jenner or whoever it was will always win in the women's sports leagues because MEN ARE SIMPLY STRONGER THAN WOMEN BY THE WILL OF THE LIVING GOD!!!!
Look, brothers in Christ, men aren't attracted to masculine butch freaks just like women aren't attracted to weak sissy boys! WE GOTTA BE REAL MEN IN CHRIST JESUS! FEMINISTS ARE PUTTING BIRTH CONTROL HORMONES AND FLUORIDE IN THE WATER AND THEREFORE WE HAVE ALL THESE WEAK SAUCE EFFEMINATE MEN WHO CANNOT FUNCTION AS HUSBANDS AND BREADWINNERS! SOME ARE EVEN TAKING MORE ESTROGEN AND GETTING THEIR PENIS CHOPPED OFF! NO EUNUCHS IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! REMEMBER THIS, EPISCOPAL "CHURCH" AND EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN "CHURCH" OF AMERICA! SODOMY IS NOT OKAY! EFFEMINACY IS NOT OKAY! MANLY WOMEN ARE ABOMINATIONS UNTO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! THEY WILL NOT SEE THE PEARLY GATES INTO ETERNAL PARADISE! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Next time, look forward to Anglicanism Debunked, and then Lutheranism Debunked! God's people said AMEN!

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