> The one exception being praying to God of course...
Support Tech: Hi, welcome to the special pleading hotline. How may I serve you?
Dave: Yeah. How do I define evil.
Tech: Anything that causes harm, except for things ordered by your superiors.
Dave: Thanks, that'll work great! How about a fallacy?
Tech: Any argument that doesn't actually prove the point, except for the arguments you make!
Dave: You're amazing, how do you do it?
Tech: it's easy. You just take the definition, and make an exception for yourself when you don't want it to apply to you.
Dave: Let me try: God must exist because the universe needed to be caused by something. Someone mentioned that this would apply to God also, so I just add "except God?" But "God must exist because the universe needed to be caused by something except God" makes no sense!
Tech bangs his head on the desk.
Tech: "God must exist because everything must have a cause, except God."